The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[McParadigm]

[run2death]

Jesus!

"Good Touch, Bad Touch"

[McParadigm]

Looks like we’e moving into the next phase.

[Simple Torture]

Looks like we’e moving into the next phase.

Also spent a good amount of time on TV this morning insisting that Trump wasn't at the meeting with the Russians. Not that he didn't know, but that he wasn't there: https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... ssion=true

[McParadigm]

Hopefully the New York Times can clear this collusion/conspiracy stuff up with an in depth expose of how the Kushners are a power couple.

[dimejinky99]

[McParadigm]

At this point it’s not impossible that Rudy is secretly just Andy Kaufman’s best character disguise ever

[Strat]

That is the only explanation that makes sense for me.

What does Rudy get out of all of this? Does he sleep well at night? Isn't he rich enough as it is?

[tragabigzanda]

That is the only explanation that makes sense for me.

What does Rudy get out of all of this? Does he sleep well at night? Isn't he rich enough as it is?

nah , he knows he'll be implicated down the line. he thinks this is a way to be working through the looking glass, but he's too dumb to do it correctly

[McParadigm]

Congressional Republicans, last week: “Hey, can we not talk immigration until after November? Polling shows that it’s a real losing topic for us right now.”

Trump: “Got it.” (Tweets about immigration)

Republicans: “Maybe if we ignor-“

Trump (at press conference right now): “I will shut down the government if I don’t get my wall.”

[McParadigm]

Flipping through the channels, taking in various reactions to his morning barrage of network news shows, Rudy Giuliani begins to worry that he may not have accomplished what he set out to achieve.

“I know how to fix this,” he tells the empty room. He picks up a phone.

(actual on air quote)

[Bi_3]

Congressional Republicans, last week: “Hey, can we not talk immigration until after November? Polling shows that it’s a real losing topic for us right now.”

Trump: “Got it.” (Tweets about immigration)

Republicans: “Maybe if we ignor-“

Trump (at press conference right now): “I will shut down the government if I don’t get my wall.”

That's a good strat. He got them monologuing and exploited it.

[elliseamos]

A conditionless meeting with Iran and Russia just dumped it's investments in US bonds?

What does it all mean?

[Norah]

Remember when the Obama administration negotiated with Iran and it was the end of the fucking world?

[McParadigm]

TO THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN: NEVER EVER THREATEN OR PLOT AGAINST US AGAIN OR we surrender unconditionally and without terms sorry to take up your valuable time sorry about that sorry

[McParadigm]

Honestly, let’s just fast forward to the part where they meet and nothing comes of it except a hotel, but then Fox News declares that Trump has achieved world peace by avoiding a war he tried to start.

[elliseamos]

Remember when the Obama administration negotiated with Iran and it was the end of the fucking world?

Yes, but this meeting will do what every Trump meeting has accomplished:

Put back in place whatever was already happening before he too office.

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[McParadigm]

[McParadigm]

Instant Classic!

[Strat]

"The only ones I checked with" Lol.

How'd that conversation go?

G: "before i go on my news tour today, did any of you collude with russia?"

Top 4 or 5 people "Nope"

G: Kgreathanx