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Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat July 28, 2018 2:20 pm
by McParadigm

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat July 28, 2018 2:23 pm
by run2death
Jesus!

"Good Touch, Bad Touch"

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 12:38 pm
by McParadigm
Looks like we’e moving into the next phase.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 2:20 pm
by Simple Torture
McParadigm wrote:Looks like we’e moving into the next phase.
Also spent a good amount of time on TV this morning insisting that Trump wasn't at the meeting with the Russians. Not that he didn't know, but that he wasn't there: https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... ssion=true

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 2:40 pm
by McParadigm
Hopefully the New York Times can clear this collusion/conspiracy stuff up with an in depth expose of how the Kushners are a power couple.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 3:21 pm
by dimejinky99

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 4:38 pm
by McParadigm
At this point it’s not impossible that Rudy is secretly just Andy Kaufman’s best character disguise ever

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 4:44 pm
by Strat
That is the only explanation that makes sense for me.

What does Rudy get out of all of this? Does he sleep well at night? Isn't he rich enough as it is?

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 4:45 pm
by tragabigzanda
Strat wrote:That is the only explanation that makes sense for me.

What does Rudy get out of all of this? Does he sleep well at night? Isn't he rich enough as it is?
nah , he knows he'll be implicated down the line. he thinks this is a way to be working through the looking glass, but he's too dumb to do it correctly

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 6:16 pm
by McParadigm
Congressional Republicans, last week: “Hey, can we not talk immigration until after November? Polling shows that it’s a real losing topic for us right now.”

Trump: “Got it.” (Tweets about immigration)

Republicans: “Maybe if we ignor-“

Trump (at press conference right now): “I will shut down the government if I don’t get my wall.”

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 7:08 pm
by McParadigm
Flipping through the channels, taking in various reactions to his morning barrage of network news shows, Rudy Giuliani begins to worry that he may not have accomplished what he set out to achieve.

“I know how to fix this,” he tells the empty room. He picks up a phone.
(actual on air quote)

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 7:17 pm
by Bi_3
McParadigm wrote:Congressional Republicans, last week: “Hey, can we not talk immigration until after November? Polling shows that it’s a real losing topic for us right now.”

Trump: “Got it.” (Tweets about immigration)

Republicans: “Maybe if we ignor-“

Trump (at press conference right now): “I will shut down the government if I don’t get my wall.”
That's a good strat. He got them monologuing and exploited it.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 7:18 pm
by elliseamos
A conditionless meeting with Iran and Russia just dumped it's investments in US bonds?

What does it all mean?

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 7:25 pm
by Norah
Remember when the Obama administration negotiated with Iran and it was the end of the fucking world?

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 7:33 pm
by McParadigm
TO THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN: NEVER EVER THREATEN OR PLOT AGAINST US AGAIN OR we surrender unconditionally and without terms sorry to take up your valuable time sorry about that sorry

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 7:34 pm
by McParadigm
Honestly, let’s just fast forward to the part where they meet and nothing comes of it except a hotel, but then Fox News declares that Trump has achieved world peace by avoiding a war he tried to start.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 7:35 pm
by elliseamos
cutuphalfdead wrote:Remember when the Obama administration negotiated with Iran and it was the end of the fucking world?
Yes, but this meeting will do what every Trump meeting has accomplished:

Put back in place whatever was already happening before he too office.

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Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 9:44 pm
by McParadigm

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 10:05 pm
by McParadigm
Instant Classic!

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Mon July 30, 2018 10:12 pm
by Strat
"The only ones I checked with" Lol.

How'd that conversation go?

G: "before i go on my news tour today, did any of you collude with russia?"

Top 4 or 5 people "Nope"

G: Kgreathanx