Red Mosquito

A couple months ago when I was heading out to officiate at my friend's wedding, I was running a bit late so I dashed out of my building in my "priestly" attire (a bright red stole over a black button-up shirt and black pants -- I looked legit). At the door, I ran into one of my neighbors, an older lady I’ve seen many times but had never actually spoken to before. As I was heading out she asked "where are you going in that costume?"

Trying to keep it brief, I just said "I’m a minister, and I’m officiating a wedding." She kind of did the surprised Pikachu face. Today as I was heading out to a work thing (in my civilian clothes) I ran into her again, and as I walked past she greeted me with "good morning, Father"

Jorge wrote:A couple months ago when I was heading out to officiate at my friend's wedding, I was running a bit late so I dashed out of my building in my "priestly" attire (a bright red stole over a black button-up shirt and black pants -- I looked legit). At the door, I ran into one of my neighbors, an older lady I’ve seen many times but had never actually spoken to before. As I was heading out she asked "where are you going in that costume?"

Trying to keep it brief, I just said "I’m a minister, and I’m officiating a wedding." She kind of did the surprised Pikachu face. Today as I was heading out to a work thing (in my civilian clothes) I ran into her again, and as I walked past she greeted me with "good morning, Father"

Did you feel a rush of power and respect?

Actually yes

Jorge wrote:A couple months ago when I was heading out to officiate at my friend's wedding, I was running a bit late so I dashed out of my building in my "priestly" attire (a bright red stole over a black button-up shirt and black pants -- I looked legit). At the door, I ran into one of my neighbors, an older lady I’ve seen many times but had never actually spoken to before. As I was heading out she asked "where are you going in that costume?"

Trying to keep it brief, I just said "I’m a minister, and I’m officiating a wedding." She kind of did the surprised Pikachu face. Today as I was heading out to a work thing (in my civilian clothes) I ran into her again, and as I walked past she greeted me with "good morning, Father"

get her to give you a confession. i bet you find out all sorts of weird, twisted crap about her and some of the absolute batshit crazy / illegal stuff that she's done in the past.

Man, that's a great idea. Is there a closet in the lobby you could convert into a confession booth?

im staying at my moms house, looking up for the house and my dog as she goes to the south to see my sis.

Pool is ready, just bought a new grill so fuck yeah.

The vibes sound immaculate, brah.

I'm going to the beach later. I hope Rangi doesn't bite me from the depths below.

Rangi cant do his Jiu Jitsu so maybe its the right time to fight with him

Jorge wrote:Actually yes

Did you bless her?

VinylGuy wrote:Rangi cant do his Jiu Jitsu so maybe its the right time to fight with him

Did you know he's actually a bronze whaler shark? I don't think he needs to use jits.

Ello Sailor wrote:The vibes sound immaculate, brah.

I'm going to the beach later. I hope Rangi doesn't bite me from the depths below.

I'll be honest this hurts. I'm preparing to go walk in the dark and scout the outdoor rink to see if it has been shovelled yet. I would give anything to be in the sun on a beach.

My bad for the humblebrag, but when things heat up for you I'll be a sad, beach-less boye.

Ello Sailor wrote:My bad for the humblebrag, but when things heat up for you I'll be a sad, beach-less boye.

enjoy it. what's the temp over there?

24C / 75F

This is basically my ideal. Any hotter and I would burn to a crisp.

Is it humid?

Ello Sailor wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:Rangi cant do his Jiu Jitsu so maybe its the right time to fight with him

Did you know he's actually a bronze whaler shark? I don't think he needs to use jits.

i didnt knew that but ive seen pictures of him yeah

Ello Sailor wrote:24C / 75F

This is basically my ideal. Any hotter and I would burn to a crisp.

75 is the perfect temperature

Ello Sailor wrote:24C / 75F

This is basically my ideal. Any hotter and I would burn to a crisp.

24 is good living but I can handle hotter too.

Ello Sailor wrote:24C / 75F

This is basically my ideal. Any hotter and I would burn to a crisp.

I don't think we've hit 24 here this summer

Dev wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:24C / 75F

This is basically my ideal. Any hotter and I would burn to a crisp.

24 is good living but I can handle hotter too.

No temp too extreme for Big Dev. Absolute madlad.