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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 10, 2021 9:37 pm
by Bammer
This is easily the most easily recreated, easily faked official document I have ever seen. Who TF would pay $400 wow.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 10, 2021 9:38 pm
by dad
capitalism is rad.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 10, 2021 9:49 pm
by Rangi Guy
And these type of people buying these fake documents - how do they tend to feel on the whole about immigrants using fake documents?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 10, 2021 10:24 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Lol at not getting a free real vaccine card and instead paying for a fake.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 10, 2021 10:37 pm
by macphisto
Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 10, 2021 11:06 pm
by dad
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Lol at not getting a free real vaccine card and instead paying for a fake.
some people have principles to maintain.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 10, 2021 11:43 pm
by B

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:09 am
by macphisto
Rangi Guy wrote:And these type of people buying these fake documents - how do they tend to feel on the whole about immigrants using fake documents?
-Falsifying documents to gain entry into a country in violation of immigration LAW.

-Printing off a fake vaccine card to satisfy an overzealous employer, university, or venue POLICY.

Totally the same.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:15 am
by Rangi Guy
macphisto wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:And these type of people buying these fake documents - how do they tend to feel on the whole about immigrants using fake documents?
-Falsifying documents to gain entry into a country in violation of immigration LAW.

-Printing off a fake vaccine card to satisfy an overzealous employer, university, or venue POLICY.

Totally the same.
But essentially still using false documentation to gain entry somewhere

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:35 am
by BurtReynolds
And?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:38 am
by Green Habit
With these fake vaccine cards, someone needs to tie together a clever reference to Apu buying fake citizenship documents from Fat Tony. Especially if the Mets start to require vaccination for fans, then we can use the "the Nigh Mets are my favorite squadron!" line.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:43 am
by spike
macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:45 am
by BurtReynolds
What's the reason for lack of icu beds? The number of cases doesn't seem dramatically higher in the states mentioned. Caught unprepared?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:46 am
by Bi_3
spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.
And your voter id

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:49 am
by doug rr
Green Habit wrote:With these fake vaccine cards, someone needs to tie together a clever reference to Apu buying fake citizenship documents from Fat Tony. Especially if the Mets start to require vaccination for fans, then we can use the "the Nigh Mets are my favorite squadron!" line.
Remember. You were born in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Your parents were Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon. And if you do not wish to arouse suspicion, I strongly urge you to act American.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:50 am
by Green Habit
BurtReynolds wrote:What's the reason for lack of icu beds? The number of cases doesn't seem dramatically higher in the states mentioned. Caught unprepared?
Lots of smart people on Twitter have been hypothesizing that there's far less testing then there was last winter.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:54 am
by macphisto
spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.
Another great analogy!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 12:57 am
by spike
macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.
Another great analogy!
I guess you want this shit to go on forever.

A real big picture guy.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 1:20 am
by verb_to_trust
spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.
Another great analogy!
I guess you want this shit to go on forever.

A real big picture guy.
The hubris required to sincerely believe the macphistos of the world not trying to control a biological force of nature hard enough is "the reason we're still in this"....just incredible.

Or maybe you'd just have to be really stupid.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 11, 2021 1:29 am
by verb_to_trust
Green Habit wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:What's the reason for lack of icu beds? The number of cases doesn't seem dramatically higher in the states mentioned. Caught unprepared?
Lots of smart people on Twitter have been hypothesizing that there's far less testing then there was last winter.
Makes sense since there's basically no reason to get tested anymore.