The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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i think i'd prob hit a cheesesteak
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honestly, i've just tried to maintain this life i've brought upon myself. it's a discipline now.JuanHamm wrote:Dad's such a good boy. I would have gone with a burger.
i'm not mad about it. i had on-and-off bouts in my 20s and 30s where i'd try to eat well, and exercise (weight training), and then i'd hit a wall and eat like shit, downing entirely too much processed sugars, etc.
now, in my late 40s, i feel like i'm taking better care of myself, and paying attention to my body after i eat, drinking much more water. i still feel i've got a long way to go and more things i can add to the tool belt--doing things that are good for gut health is one.
maybe...maybe i am a good boy.
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How’s your turd cutter dad?
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i wish i had a cava near me
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there is a local guy who does similar stuff though
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i should probably go there more ... maybe just bring a cava recipe with me 
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i miss dill and parsley too
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It’s fine. I was worried about residual pain, and that was something I asked about right as they were wheeling me down the hall.Chris_H_2 wrote:How’s your turd cutter dad?
As soon as the words came out I had a thought that people stink all kinds of things up their butt, and clearly, your butthole is resilient.
Then I let the anesthesia take over and goodnight to everyone.
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96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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It’s worth it to make it yourself. It was good, but home is cost effective.96583UP wrote:i should probably go there more ... maybe just bring a cava recipe with me
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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that RightRice® looks interesting. just bought a variety pack. i've been gettin down with banza mac n cheese. gonna give these risottos a spin. i like legume
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Caught a bad case of the ‘rrhea tonight on the hour and a half drive home from my brother’s. Ran inside past my wife into the bathroom. When i came out she just said “i bet the last stretch of your drive was fun”
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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oh man
did you have to clench your buttcheeks real hard and re-absorb it into your gut
those are the craziest
did you have to clench your buttcheeks real hard and re-absorb it into your gut
those are the craziest
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just finished an impossible burger on cooked spinach and about to make an espresso...I'll give myself 30 minutes
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I’d be up till 4 am if I had an espresso this late
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its only 715 here and ill be asleep by 915Chris_H_2 wrote:I’d be up till 4 am if I had an espresso this late
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Anything after 4 is too late for medoug rr wrote:its only 715 here and ill be asleep by 915Chris_H_2 wrote:I’d be up till 4 am if I had an espresso this late
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I’m like doug. I could have a coffee now and still fall asleep no problem.Chris_H_2 wrote:Anything after 4 is too late for medoug rr wrote:its only 715 here and ill be asleep by 915Chris_H_2 wrote:I’d be up till 4 am if I had an espresso this late
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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pretty sure I could fall asleep while drinking coffeedad wrote:I’m like doug. I could have a coffee now and still fall asleep no problem.Chris_H_2 wrote:Anything after 4 is too late for medoug rr wrote:its only 715 here and ill be asleep by 915Chris_H_2 wrote:I’d be up till 4 am if I had an espresso this late
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enjoy your Sankadoug rr wrote:pretty sure I could fall asleep while drinking coffeedad wrote:I’m like doug. I could have a coffee now and still fall asleep no problem.Chris_H_2 wrote:Anything after 4 is too late for medoug rr wrote:its only 715 here and ill be asleep by 915Chris_H_2 wrote:I’d be up till 4 am if I had an espresso this late
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this is the famous Camano Island ground espressoChris_H_2 wrote:enjoy your Sankadoug rr wrote:pretty sure I could fall asleep while drinking coffeedad wrote:I’m like doug. I could have a coffee now and still fall asleep no problem.Chris_H_2 wrote:Anything after 4 is too late for medoug rr wrote:its only 715 here and ill be asleep by 915Chris_H_2 wrote:I’d be up till 4 am if I had an espresso this late