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Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 12:48 pm
by Anders
Head is feeling a bit burnt out, from trying to fit everything into a shorter day, but not long left of the day now.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 1:46 pm
by Bammer
You bottom pagin’ sunuvabitch!

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 2:42 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 2:45 pm
by Anders
Bammer wrote:You bottom pagin’ sunuvabitch!
These Pearl Jam word games are awful anyway.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 2:52 pm
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:Bonaparting Ways
:hooray:

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 3:20 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 3:40 pm
by Bammer
tragabigzanda wrote:
Anders wrote:
Bammer wrote:You bottom pagin’ sunuvabitch!
These Pearl Jam word games are awful anyway.
Fuck Off He Goes
Yeah, get bent, Ondish!

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 4:28 pm
by Strat
Gotta start building my databases for my appraisal career in Minnesota but to do that i need to pay dues to the local Board of Realtors/MLS. Kind of dont want to spend that money yet.

Fuck mid life changes.

Just kidding i didnt mean that.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 4:32 pm
by Chris_H_2
just wait until there's a kid in the mix to complicate things even more

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 4:32 pm
by Strat
Chris_H_2 wrote:just wait until there's a kid in the mix to complicate things even more
Good thing that ain't happening!

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 4:44 pm
by Bammer
Strat wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:just wait until there's a kid in the mix to complicate things even more
Good thing that ain't happening!
Spinster The Black Circle

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 4:49 pm
by spike
That’s not what a spinster is

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 4:51 pm
by Strat
bammer is truly awful at puns.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 6:07 pm
by Bammer
spike wrote:That’s not what a spinster is
It’s pretty close, though.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 7:40 pm
by bodysnatcher
The only thing I’m kinda excited about with ChatGPT is maybe it can help bammer make better puns

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Tue January 23, 2024 8:22 pm
by wease
Bammer wrote:
spike wrote:That’s not what a spinster is
It’s pretty close, though.
Not at all

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Wed January 24, 2024 12:08 am
by Bammer
I fired a client last week and today I learned that he’s an actor who played the title character in a movie that you may have seen and have definitely heard of.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Wed January 24, 2024 12:10 am
by Ello Sailor
Was it Gary Busey?

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Wed January 24, 2024 12:25 am
by Bammer
Strat wrote:bammer is truly awful at puns.
Get on my level. Try and keep up.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Wed January 24, 2024 12:35 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
It's Tommy Wiseau