The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
just over 30 minutes from the coffee...do I know my body or what?
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welcome to the poop thread, ruddo!E.H. Ruddock wrote:Caught a bad case of the ‘rrhea tonight on the hour and a half drive home from my brother’s. Ran inside past my wife into the bathroom. When i came out she just said “i bet the last stretch of your drive was fun”
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I have a theory that the urge to shit gets exponentially greater the closer you get to your own dunny. May we all reach bursting point slightly after dropping trou and our arse hitting the seat.spike wrote:welcome to the poop thread, ruddo!E.H. Ruddock wrote:Caught a bad case of the ‘rrhea tonight on the hour and a half drive home from my brother’s. Ran inside past my wife into the bathroom. When i came out she just said “i bet the last stretch of your drive was fun”
Free boops today.
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Been on an every other day cycle. Earlier in the week I felt backed up and took some stool softener. The next day was diarrhea af, but the next was a big ol' log.
Today is soft stool with some diarrhea-esque tendencies. It's okay i'm just glad to go.
Today is soft stool with some diarrhea-esque tendencies. It's okay i'm just glad to go.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Coach hasn’t posted in here in like 4 days, I am beginning to get a little concerned, about the status of his bowel movements; and secondarily, his health and well-being otherwise
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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
You give a shit
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Coach left RM to post at the Pit.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Just had another loose poop. Not a lot of wiping needed. All good.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I've been busy taking care of my girlfriend who had some surgery (elective, she is ok) so I've been eating and drinking too much while sitting around at home waiting on her. So, poops have been loose and many.
I am a routine guy and once things go back to normal on Monday I should be good.
I am a routine guy and once things go back to normal on Monday I should be good.
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I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
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close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
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I hope your kids don't get confused.Coach wrote:close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
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I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope your kids don't get confused.Coach wrote:close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
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Congrats on your large family.Coach wrote:I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope your kids don't get confused.Coach wrote:close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Congrats on your large family.Coach wrote:I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope your kids don't get confused.Coach wrote:close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
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Tell her butt i'm happy for it.Coach wrote:We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Congrats on your large family.Coach wrote:I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope your kids don't get confused.Coach wrote:close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Tell her butt i'm happy for it.Coach wrote:We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Congrats on your large family.Coach wrote:I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope your kids don't get confused.Coach wrote:close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
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I think it’s great you two talk openly about your poops.Coach wrote:We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Congrats on your large family.Coach wrote:I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope your kids don't get confused.Coach wrote:close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
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Give her to me.Coach wrote:I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Tell her butt i'm happy for it.Coach wrote:We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Congrats on your large family.Coach wrote:I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope your kids don't get confused.Coach wrote:close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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It's been a special weekend.spike wrote:I think it’s great you two talk openly about your poops.Coach wrote:We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Congrats on your large family.Coach wrote:I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope your kids don't get confused.Coach wrote:close!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.