The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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just over 30 minutes from the coffee...do I know my body or what?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Caught a bad case of the ‘rrhea tonight on the hour and a half drive home from my brother’s. Ran inside past my wife into the bathroom. When i came out she just said “i bet the last stretch of your drive was fun”
welcome to the poop thread, ruddo!
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spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Caught a bad case of the ‘rrhea tonight on the hour and a half drive home from my brother’s. Ran inside past my wife into the bathroom. When i came out she just said “i bet the last stretch of your drive was fun”
welcome to the poop thread, ruddo!
I have a theory that the urge to shit gets exponentially greater the closer you get to your own dunny. May we all reach bursting point slightly after dropping trou and our arse hitting the seat.
Free boops today.
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Been on an every other day cycle. Earlier in the week I felt backed up and took some stool softener. The next day was diarrhea af, but the next was a big ol' log.

Today is soft stool with some diarrhea-esque tendencies. It's okay i'm just glad to go.
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Coach hasn’t posted in here in like 4 days, I am beginning to get a little concerned, about the status of his bowel movements; and secondarily, his health and well-being otherwise
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You give a shit
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Coach left RM to post at the Pit.
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Just had another loose poop. Not a lot of wiping needed. All good.
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I've been busy taking care of my girlfriend who had some surgery (elective, she is ok) so I've been eating and drinking too much while sitting around at home waiting on her. So, poops have been loose and many.

I am a routine guy and once things go back to normal on Monday I should be good.
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I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
I hope your kids don't get confused.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
I hope your kids don't get confused.
I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
I hope your kids don't get confused.
I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
Congrats on your large family.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
I hope your kids don't get confused.
I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
Congrats on your large family.
We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
I hope your kids don't get confused.
I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
Congrats on your large family.
We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
Tell her butt i'm happy for it.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
I hope your kids don't get confused.
I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
Congrats on your large family.
We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
Tell her butt i'm happy for it.
I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
I hope your kids don't get confused.
I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
Congrats on your large family.
We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
I think it’s great you two talk openly about your poops.
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
I hope your kids don't get confused.
I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
Congrats on your large family.
We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
Tell her butt i'm happy for it.
I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.
Give her to me.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.
close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin
I hope your kids don't get confused.
I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.
Congrats on your large family.
We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.
I think it’s great you two talk openly about your poops.
It's been a special weekend.
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