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Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Wed January 24, 2024 2:01 am
by wease
Was it Richard Roundtree?

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Wed January 24, 2024 2:32 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Wed January 24, 2024 5:45 pm
by bodysnatcher
Bammer wrote:I fired a client last week and today I learned that he’s an actor who played the title character in a movie that you may have seen and have definitely heard of.
How did you not know who he was until after firing him, if we’re all supposed to know who he is by name??

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Wed January 24, 2024 10:05 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:
Bammer wrote:I fired a client last week and today I learned that he’s an actor who played the title character in a movie that you may have seen and have definitely heard of.
How did you not know who he was until after firing him, if we’re all supposed to know who he is by name??
Good catch

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Wed January 24, 2024 11:25 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Bammer doesn’t have the time to be as cultured as us.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Thu January 25, 2024 1:40 am
by Bammer
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
Bammer wrote:I fired a client last week and today I learned that he’s an actor who played the title character in a movie that you may have seen and have definitely heard of.
How did you not know who he was until after firing him, if we’re all supposed to know who he is by name??
Good catch
Lol good catch my ass. I said you would know the movie not the actor.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Thu January 25, 2024 1:47 am
by The Argonaut
I can't believe Bammer fired Sean Austin from Rudy. What a world

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Thu January 25, 2024 1:50 am
by bart
oh no he fired godzilla

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Thu January 25, 2024 2:30 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
The Argonaut wrote:I can't believe Bammer fired Sean Austin from Rudy. What a world
No joke that was my first thought

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Thu January 25, 2024 3:05 am
by The Argonaut
Astin* goddamn autocorrecting phone

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Thu January 25, 2024 3:29 am
by doug rr
its too late, argo...

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri January 26, 2024 1:31 am
by BurtReynolds
Got laid off today, but then possibly rehired? It seems they made some sort of mistake with me. I dunno. Story developing...

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri January 26, 2024 2:09 am
by Bammer
BurtReynolds wrote:Got laid off today, but then possibly rehired? It seems they made some sort of mistake with me. I dunno. Story developing...
On the bright side: No more money for your dad to steal.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri January 26, 2024 2:10 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri January 26, 2024 2:45 pm
by BurtReynolds
Always look on the bright side of life.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri January 26, 2024 2:53 pm
by spike
Sorry you maybe lost your job Burt. Hope it works out.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri January 26, 2024 3:58 pm
by Peeps
sorry to hear that burt

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri January 26, 2024 4:08 pm
by BurtReynolds
If I'm lucky I'll get a couple of months paid vacation. Downside is that I have to move back to Austin.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri January 26, 2024 4:16 pm
by bodysnatcher
BurtReynolds wrote:If I'm lucky I'll get a couple of months paid vacation. Downside is that I have to move back to Austin.
Are they ending remote work or something?

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri January 26, 2024 4:34 pm
by doug rr
sorry Burt...you should move into Lenny's new house and you two can drive around in the vette and pick up chicks...