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Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:23 am
by Chris_H_2
Has it been posted here how Cruz used to refuse to let people into his law school study group unless they did their undergrad at Harvard or Yale? Because that's a fun fact.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:23 am
by Kaius
Littlewing sounds like just what RM has been missing.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:25 am
by Simple Torture
I'm pissed that my "directions for summoning LittleWing" post got bottom-paged.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:27 am
by BurtReynolds
Simple Torture wrote:If you want to contact LittleWing, all you've got to do is wrap an AR-15 in a rag soaked with the tears of the disenfranchised, bury it in your backyard on the first day of the full moon while chanting, "You know what? If a woman has sex, she deserves to get pregnant." When the new moon rises two weeks later, dig it up while chanting, "Guys, I used to be stationed in Africa, you just don't get it," and two days later he'll step off a city bus in your town to talk with you about how shitty Sufjan Stevens is.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:28 am
by Simple Torture
:heartbeat: Burt

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:28 am
by Green Habit
Simple Torture wrote:If you want to contact LittleWing, all you've got to do is wrap an AR-15 in a rag soaked with the tears of the disenfranchised, bury it in your backyard on the first day of the full moon while chanting, "You know what? If a woman has sex, she deserves to get pregnant." When the new moon rises two weeks later, dig it up while chanting, "Guys, I used to be stationed in Africa, you just don't get it," and two days later he'll step off a city bus in your town to talk with you about how shitty Sufjan Stevens is.
Once I read "AR-15", I concluded that this would be too much work. But you're definitely spot on with the slutshaming section, at the very least.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:29 am
by Green Habit
Simple Torture wrote:I'm pissed that my "directions for summoning LittleWing" post got bottom-paged.
Sorry, should have quoted you quicker...

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:31 am
by Simple Torture
I actually liked having LW on the board, since it offered a different opinion to wade through on a lot of topics that most people agreed on. There are some posters on here that have more conservative views on some topics (Spenno, Ruddo for example), but none of them are as far-right as LW.

But the way he talked about women was fucking vile most of the time.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:40 am
by 96583UP
4/5 wrote:
96583UP wrote: It's happening again.
It really isn't. You are dramatically overstating the significance of a very liberal candidate almost beating the moderate establishment favorite in Iowa.
that, and I am dramatically overstating the significance of a very well financially- and operationally-endowed, seemingly qualified, and viable front-running candidate with nearly every significant advantage in the book failing to achieve a definitive victory to someone with next to nothing except their words; again, for the second time; because she is a skillless cunt.

i wonder if she wrote +0.02% on a piece of paper that night and clutched it to herself as she rocked to sleep repeating "I won, I won; everything is going to be OK, it's going to be OK. I won, I won". And then woke up and it was 0.03% and chose to eat baby legs in celebration dressed up as Monica Lewinsky?

But that would probably be dramatically overstating the significance of dramatically overstating the importance of a moderate establishment favorite winning by a dramatically statistically insignificant 0.02% and dramatically overcelebrating the result in a dramatically overstimulating fashion dressed as a dramatically oncegotsemenated-on former white house intern.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:42 am
by Green Habit
Simple Torture wrote:I actually liked having LW on the board, since it offered a different opinion to wade through on a lot of topics that most people agreed on. There are some posters on here that have more conservative views on some topics (Spenno, Ruddo for example), but none of them are as far-right as LW.

But the way he talked about women was fucking vile most of the time.
I strongly agree with every point that you made here.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:45 am
by dimejinky99
Our general election has just been called. Polling day Feb 26th..so 3 weeks time..(quickest ever)

negative campaigning has happened for the first time ever. We're being pointed west and the media saying 'dont lets become that circus/its no better than x factore renamed scare factor!'


and we all laugh 'cos we're run by cowboys and inbreds and the same dynastic voting across Ireland since we've had self determination in 1916, we've been run by close knit to vague branches of the same 4 families...

bananas..







PS im going to that Island in Force Awakens, off the coast Kerry, and livin gthere, sorta regardless who wins both here and over there..

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:49 am
by Green Habit
Green Habit wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:I actually liked having LW on the board, since it offered a different opinion to wade through on a lot of topics that most people agreed on. There are some posters on here that have more conservative views on some topics (Spenno, Ruddo for example), but none of them are as far-right as LW.

But the way he talked about women was fucking vile most of the time.
I strongly agree with every point that you made here.
Ha, so as a mod, I can see the most recent searches that were made on the search page (though not who searched for them), both here and on the archives. I went to the archives search page and saw someone searched for "woman". Exactly what I was going to search for.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:50 am
by Simple Torture
Green Habit wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:I actually liked having LW on the board, since it offered a different opinion to wade through on a lot of topics that most people agreed on. There are some posters on here that have more conservative views on some topics (Spenno, Ruddo for example), but none of them are as far-right as LW.

But the way he talked about women was fucking vile most of the time.
I strongly agree with every point that you made here.
Ha, so as a mod, I can see the most recent searches that were made on the search page (though not who searched for them), both here and on the archives. I went to the archives search page and saw someone searched for "woman". Exactly what I was going to search for.
That was me! I was going to post some of LW's greatest hits, but got over it. The way he would call his girlfriend "woman" was so grating.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:53 am
by Green Habit
Simple Torture wrote:That was me! I was going to post some of LW's greatest hits, but got over it. The way he would call his girlfriend "woman" was so grating.
The oldest greatest hit, from 2005 (I'll read more later):
LittleWing wrote:Lastly I address Mary. Where do you come of forcing privately owned pharmacies to carry the morning after pill? And with what I've stated up top, where do you come of wanting to foce insurance companies to pay for BC pills? Shouldn't sex for pleasure fall on the individual to ensure that it is responsible sex, and paid for by herself? Why should I and other individuals pay for BC pills? That is your personal business, not mine, so you go pay for it. It's more expensive than condoms, well then have your partner help you pay for it as well. It's a team effort here. The last thing that I would do is force other people to pay for my personal sex life. How outrageous and selfish. It should be up to individual couples to pay for their sex lives, not societies.

Why is it always up to me. I gotta raise unwanted kids. I gotta pay for women who produce unwanted pregnancies. I gotta pay for sorority chicks birth control. I don't ask for a damn thing from anyone, why can't you stop asking shit from me.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:59 am
by Jorge
He was a garbage person, but he was our garbage person.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 3:02 am
by Simple Torture
I hope that LW and that one poster who really thought the Jews were bringing about the apocalypse are living on an island together somewhere.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 3:02 am
by Simple Torture
In really sad, desperate news:


Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 3:40 am
by 96583UP
next up for Jeb:

1. spend rest of election money on luxury hotels and fine dining

2. suspend campaign

3. fancy vacation

4. develop pill addiction

5. regain weight

6. develop MDMA addiction

7. lose weight

8. go broke

9. shirtless bare knuckle brawling for singles in the appalachian back country

10. get rescued by GHWB (via parachute)

11. get clean

12. write book

13. harness chi

14. win 2020 election

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 3:46 am
by McParadigm
LW never failed to reflect upon any (non-opinion) information I offered on education, regardless of whether or not it fit his worldview. And he remembered much of it, even months later. That impressed the hell out of me, since I spent about five years offering the same statistics over and over again and watching the same people act like it was new and sometimes doubtful information.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 3:47 am
by McParadigm
Jeb has no need for a presidency. He just needs a seven figure consultancy fee resume.

Mission: Accomplished