The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[Coach]

I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

Deal. PM me her SSN.

[96583UP]

hi coach, welcome back

i am pooping right now as i type this

[lennytheweedwhacker]

hi coach, welcome back

i am pooping right now as i type this

Let's see it.

[96583UP]

it’s nothing to write home about

[Coach]

hi coach, welcome back

i am pooping right now as i type this

thanks, it's great to be back online talking about this stuff

[Coach]

I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

Deal. PM me her SSN.

Fine, but I am only giving you the last four digits and her birthday.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

Deal. PM me her SSN.

Fine, but I am only giving you the last four digits and her birthday.

She will receive a nice gift in her inbox.

[Coach]

I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

Deal. PM me her SSN.

Fine, but I am only giving you the last four digits and her birthday.

She will receive a nice gift in her inbox.

Hopefully it isn't a dick in a box

[96583UP]

Lenny is a never nude

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I love being naked.

[JuanHamm]

I must have been dehydrated today because I just popped out a bunch of cat turds.

[spike]

I must have been dehydrated today because I just popped out a bunch of cat turds.

Cute!

[Coach]

After a 3-day drinking and eating-what-I-want-to binge, I lived cleanly the last two days and was rewarded with a couple beautiful dumps this fine Monday morning. Limited wiping, nice consistency, not too loose or too dry.

[tree_]

soooooooooooo happy for youuuuuuuuewuuu and youurr butt!

[tree_]

I'm bound and determined to make this no longer a safe space for shit talk. Get your minds outta the gutters!

[Coach]

That's fine, some poo talk enters the weight loss thread from time to time. Goal is to get poop trending in PJ chat.

[tree_]

You know how forcing yourself to smile can actually make you happy? You ever consider that maybe thinking and writing about shit all day might have a negative effect on your life?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Solid poo today. Not the biggest logs and had to force a few out, but overall volume was good and didn’t have to wipe a lot. Surprised I had one before lunch as that’s not the norm.

[Coach]

You know how forcing yourself to smile can actually make you happy? You ever consider that maybe thinking and writing about shit all day might have a negative effect on your life?

The weight loss and poop threads are my ride or die's until some other weird thread pops up.