Red Mosquito

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

Deal. PM me her SSN.

hi coach, welcome back

i am pooping right now as i type this

96583UP wrote:hi coach, welcome back

i am pooping right now as i type this

Let's see it.

it’s nothing to write home about

96583UP wrote:hi coach, welcome back

i am pooping right now as i type this

thanks, it's great to be back online talking about this stuff

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

Deal. PM me her SSN.

Fine, but I am only giving you the last four digits and her birthday.

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

Deal. PM me her SSN.

Fine, but I am only giving you the last four digits and her birthday.

She will receive a nice gift in her inbox.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you enjoy her breast reduction.

close!

tummy tuck from being pregnant loose skin

I hope your kids don't get confused.

I have one kid (not w her, my ex wife). She is eight and understands.

GF's two kids are super littles so they have no clue.

Congrats on your large family.

We don't all live together, but I am prepared if that ends up happening.

I actually had to get GF a stool softener. She hasn't gone since Thursday, day of surgery.

Tell her butt i'm happy for it.

I did tell her what a message board is and I explained I have been on one for quite awhile but she didn't seem to care much. Just smiled and said that's nice.

Give her to me.

$10,000

Deal. PM me her SSN.

Fine, but I am only giving you the last four digits and her birthday.

She will receive a nice gift in her inbox.

Hopefully it isn't a dick in a box

Lenny is a never nude

I love being naked.

I must have been dehydrated today because I just popped out a bunch of cat turds.

JuanHamm wrote:I must have been dehydrated today because I just popped out a bunch of cat turds.

Cute!

After a 3-day drinking and eating-what-I-want-to binge, I lived cleanly the last two days and was rewarded with a couple beautiful dumps this fine Monday morning. Limited wiping, nice consistency, not too loose or too dry.

soooooooooooo happy for youuuuuuuuewuuu and youurr butt!

I'm bound and determined to make this no longer a safe space for shit talk. Get your minds outta the gutters!

That's fine, some poo talk enters the weight loss thread from time to time. Goal is to get poop trending in PJ chat.

You know how forcing yourself to smile can actually make you happy? You ever consider that maybe thinking and writing about shit all day might have a negative effect on your life?

Solid poo today. Not the biggest logs and had to force a few out, but overall volume was good and didn’t have to wipe a lot. Surprised I had one before lunch as that’s not the norm.

tree_ wrote:You know how forcing yourself to smile can actually make you happy? You ever consider that maybe thinking and writing about shit all day might have a negative effect on your life?

The weight loss and poop threads are my ride or die's until some other weird thread pops up.