Mine too...after I stopped laughing.Simple Torture wrote:My absolute first thought was: "Did he bring them to Mar A Lago?"4/5 wrote:Should I go ahead and merge this with the Trump thread?Simple Torture wrote:Oye vey:
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"I want to see the whole picture--as nearly as I can. I don't want to put on the blinders of 'good and bad,' and limit my vision."-- In Dubious Battle
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By the standards the NFL has set, Kraft is done, right? It seems like what the Panthers owner did a few years ago that caused him to basically be forced out does not compare to "procuring sex slaves."
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Kraft probably would have otherwise started ceding more duties to his son as he entered his 80s, right? Seems to me that they'll just find a way to hasten that process.Simple Torture wrote:By the standards the NFL has set, Kraft is done, right? It seems like what the Panthers owner did a few years ago that caused him to basically be forced out does not compare to "procuring sex slaves."
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My first thought, too.Green Habit wrote:How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?
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There's no way this is even a story in three weeks. Kraft is fine.
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He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.Self wrote:My first thought, too.Green Habit wrote:How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?
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College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.Simple Torture wrote:He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.Self wrote:My first thought, too.Green Habit wrote:How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?
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Uhhhh get new friends?durdencommatyler wrote:College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.Simple Torture wrote:He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.Self wrote:My first thought, too.Green Habit wrote:How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?
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Right?!Simple Torture wrote:Uhhhh get new friends?durdencommatyler wrote:College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.Simple Torture wrote:He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.Self wrote:My first thought, too.Green Habit wrote:How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?
"Friends" is a strong word. I know people who still do this.
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denver sports writers swept those things away concerning elway in the 90s
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The 90s were a different time.
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i know, remember grunge?
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barely, thank God.
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I miss my flannel, but progress is progress...I guess.
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Oh, I still wear flannel.Self wrote:I miss my flannel, but progress is progress...I guess.
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durdencommatyler wrote:College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.Simple Torture wrote:He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.Self wrote:My first thought, too.Green Habit wrote:How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?
mods. i believe this constitutes leaking PMs between us...err i mean between t,d and an unnamed user.
can we get a ruling?
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Rank your top five handies.Peeps wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:College? Hell, I know all kinda dudes who still do this.Simple Torture wrote:He literally did what my sketchiest friends in college used to do: go to massage parlors for handies.Self wrote:My first thought, too.Green Habit wrote:How fucking stupid does Kraft have to be to do this when he could have paid for the highest quality prostitutes out there on purely consensual terms?
mods. i believe this constitutes leaking PMs between us...err i mean between t,d and an unnamed user.
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So do I, Joe. I'm never gonna give them up. I still listen to grunge, too. And, I never paid for sex. Am I going to be okay when the judgement comes? Keep in mind, I'm kind of a sociopath.durdencommatyler wrote:Oh, I still wear flannel.Self wrote:I miss my flannel, but progress is progress...I guess.
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What level of sociopath? On a scale from Jorge to Patrick Bateman.Self wrote:So do I, Joe. I'm never gonna give them up. I still listen to grunge, too. And, I never paid for sex. Am I going to be okay when the judgement comes? Keep in mind, I'm kind of a sociopath.durdencommatyler wrote:Oh, I still wear flannel.Self wrote:I miss my flannel, but progress is progress...I guess.