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Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:05 am
by bada
Brad seems fine with the entire offense being bad threes early in the shot clock. He's a genius.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:07 am
by verb_to_trust
Average Al and Tatum seem fine with taking their chances at home.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:10 am
by bada
Tatum's and Hortford's balls are currently residing in their stomachs.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:11 am
by bada
They're keeping it just close enough to prevent me from turning this shit off and going to bed.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:14 am
by verb_to_trust
It doesn't really feel close. Cavs need to push the lead so they can get LeBron out.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:24 am
by bada
Brad decided to insert Greg? Monroe to turn things around.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:38 am
by bada
That stiff arm LeBron throws when he drives is maddening.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:42 am
by bada
LeBron over 40 mins.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:44 am
by verb_to_trust
Scary Terry is going to be super psyched when he's getting 9 mins a game next season.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:59 am
by bada
Why do they bother with going to that old ref over calls? He always backs up the refs on the floor. Every....time...
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:03 am
by verb_to_trust
I didn't think it was a kick out either
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:05 am
by bada
I didn't either but he never says the refs made a mistake. I mean never. It's a useless segment.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:09 am
by bada
Well hopefully Al's dad can tuck him in and make him breakfast in Boston so he feels safe and actually shows up on Sunday.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:10 am
by bada
Pancakes in the shape of basketballs. Maybe Al can pour the syrup himself like a big boy.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:12 am
by spike
if lebron had an actual team around him, i bet his hair would grow back.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:23 am
by bada
LeBron will have had to go through Victor Oladipo, Demar Derozan and 20 year old Jayson Tatum to get to the finals. Thats an all time gauntlet. His greatest accomplishment.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:27 am
by bada
He's not tired from playing he's spent cause of all the slurping from FoxSports and ESPN. Poor guys balls are completely drained.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:31 am
by bada
I better go to bed I'm a full on bitter sports fan right now.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:37 am
by verb_to_trust
Don't let Zach Lowe and Bill Simmons hear you talking about Average Al that way bada.
Re: NBA Thread
Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:43 am
by bada
He's been pretty great most of the playoffs but he was scared tonight. It was Atlanta Al. I just don't get this home away disparity in productivity bullshit.