Red Mosquito

Is he the unhealthiest president we've had since...one of the "black and white" ones?

LoathedVermin72 wrote:he might not survive four years

God bless,
Jared

McParadigm wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:he might not survive four years

God bless,
Jared

maybe Melania will put some hemlock in his taco bowl

Rangi Guy wrote:

they really squeezed it

There are no words for how uninterested I am in watching that video, or how little humor there is to be had in it.

Looks like whoever transcribed the inauguration speech on whitehouse.gov slightly amended that line that matched up with a quote from The Dark Knight Rises.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/inaugural-address

we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the American People.

96583UP wrote:maybe Melania will put some hemlock in his taco bowl

He doesn't eat tacos! That's what Mexicans eat.

washing machine wrote:Looks like whoever transcribed the inauguration speech on whitehouse.gov slightly amended that line that matched up with a quote from The Dark Knight Rises.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/inaugural-address

we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the American People.

This is really fucked up

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

washing machine wrote:Looks like whoever transcribed the inauguration speech on whitehouse.gov slightly amended that line that matched up with a quote from The Dark Knight Rises.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/inaugural-address

we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the American People.

This is really fucked up

It does say "As Prepared for Delivery" at the top, which means he just skipped over that word while reading, probably.

Simple Torture wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

washing machine wrote:Looks like whoever transcribed the inauguration speech on whitehouse.gov slightly amended that line that matched up with a quote from The Dark Knight Rises.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/inaugural-address

we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the American People.

This is really fucked up

It does say "As Prepared for Delivery" at the top, which means he just skipped over that word while reading, probably.

Ah okay that's better

The transcript for the ABC interview starts out unremarkable, but by the end it feels like you're reading Ulysses.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/transcri ... d=45047602

DAVID MUIR: You don't think it undermines your credibility if there’s no evidence?

(OVERTALK)

PRESIDENT TRUMP: No, not at all because they didn't come to me. Believe me. Those were Hillary votes. And if you look at it they all voted for Hillary. They all voted for Hillary. They didn't vote for me. I don't believe I got one. Okay, these are people that voted for Hillary Clinton. And if they didn't vote, it would've been different in the popular.

Someone explain to me why a bad lip reading was even necessary for this guy.

DAVID MUIR: Mr. President, I just have one more question on this. And it's -- it's bigger picture. You took some heat after your visit to the CIA in front of that hallowed wall, 117 stars -- of those lost at the CIA. You talked about other things. But you also talked about crowd size at the inauguration, about the size of your rallies, about covers on Time magazine. And I just wanna ask you when does all of that matter just a little less? When do you let it roll off your back now that you're the president?

(OVERTALK)

PRESIDENT TRUMP: OK, so I'm glad you asked. So, I went to the CIA, my first step. I have great respect for the people in intelligence and CIA. I'm -- I don't have a lot of respect for, in particular one of the leaders. But that's okay. But I have a lot of respect for the people in the CIA.

That speech was a home run. That speech, if you look at Fox, OK, I'll mention you -- we see what Fox said. They said it was one of the great speeches. They showed the people applauding and screaming and -- and they were all CIA.

That location was given to me. Mike Pence went up before me, paid great homage to the wall. I then went up, paid great homage to the wall. I then spoke to the crowd. I got a standing ovation. In fact, they said it was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the Super Bowl and they said it was equal.

That isn't real, is it?!

E.H. Ruddock wrote:That isn't real, is it?!

I'm not even quoting the most insane parts.

Holy shit what a fucking moron. This is all insane.

meatwad wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:he might not survive four years

God bless,
Jared

That's a deep cut, I approve.

McParadigm wrote:Someone explain to me why a bad lip reading was even necessary for this guy.

DAVID MUIR: Mr. President, I just have one more question on this. And it's -- it's bigger picture. You took some heat after your visit to the CIA in front of that hallowed wall, 117 stars -- of those lost at the CIA. You talked about other things. But you also talked about crowd size at the inauguration, about the size of your rallies, about covers on Time magazine. And I just wanna ask you when does all of that matter just a little less? When do you let it roll off your back now that you're the president?

(OVERTALK)

PRESIDENT TRUMP: OK, so I'm glad you asked. So, I went to the CIA, my first step. I have great respect for the people in intelligence and CIA. I'm -- I don't have a lot of respect for, in particular one of the leaders. But that's okay. But I have a lot of respect for the people in the CIA.

That speech was a home run. That speech, if you look at Fox, OK, I'll mention you -- we see what Fox said. They said it was one of the great speeches. They showed the people applauding and screaming and -- and they were all CIA.

That location was given to me. Mike Pence went up before me, paid great homage to the wall. I then went up, paid great homage to the wall. I then spoke to the crowd. I got a standing ovation. In fact, they said it was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the Super Bowl and they said it was equal.

Mr. President, why do you feel a wall between Mexico and the US is neccessary?

Purple, rectangle, 17, brussels sprouts, window, choo choo train, yuge, weeds, bigly, April.

I honestly can't tell the difference between real quotes and jokes anymore.