The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 17, 2023 5:09 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Solid poo today. Not the biggest logs and had to force a few out, but overall volume was good and didn’t have to wipe a lot. Surprised I had one before lunch as that’s not the norm.

I'm not surprised at all. You've been slowly getting more regular over the last few weeks it seems. Yes, you stumbled a bit recently, but you are back on track.

Has anyone heard from dad and his colon?

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon April 17, 2023 6:10 pm

Yeah he’s in ICU

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 17, 2023 6:11 pm

thoughts and prayers to him

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon April 17, 2023 6:12 pm

Oops I meant CIA. But yes your post still applies.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 17, 2023 6:16 pm

dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:How’s your turd cutter dad?
It’s fine. I was worried about residual pain, and that was something I asked about right as they were wheeling me down the hall.

As soon as the words came out I had a thought that people stink all kinds of things up their butt, and clearly, your butthole is resilient.

Then I let the anesthesia take over and goodnight to everyone.

Did you ask them about the different levels of being knocked out you could be?

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon April 17, 2023 6:30 pm

hey guys, had my first poop since last Wednesday, which was my special butthole camera day.

i was a little worried i was never going to poop again, but today's offering was solid and lengthy.

we'll see what tomorrow brings, but i'm hopeful for more of the same.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 17, 2023 6:48 pm

dad wrote:hey guys, had my first poop since last Wednesday, which was my special butthole camera day.

i was a little worried i was never going to poop again, but today's offering was solid and lengthy.

we'll see what tomorrow brings, but i'm hopeful for more of the same.

you should tell the doc you are a regular in an online poo message board. he might want to join us for a special Q and A about your butt.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon April 17, 2023 6:55 pm

congrats, dad

Post by **96583UP** » Mon April 17, 2023 6:56 pm

i had two today which based on recent trends is def a sign i over ate yesterday

time to attach the stone of shame

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 17, 2023 6:58 pm

If I venture outside a responsible diet that's when shit hits the fan. Stay the course.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon April 17, 2023 7:03 pm

430 am and 730 am....last one was hot but haven't had any spicy food

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 17, 2023 7:06 pm

doug rr wrote:430 am and 730 am....last one was hot but haven't had any spicy food

Try an over-the-counter hemorrhoid wipe to dull the sting. Keep me posted.

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon April 17, 2023 7:35 pm

just had my 2nd poop today. i'm usually not an afternoon pooper, and will attribute this to not having pooped for four days prior.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon April 17, 2023 7:39 pm

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 17, 2023 7:45 pm

Dad, I would just keep on with your day. My gut tells me you squeeze one more out before bedtime.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon April 17, 2023 8:01 pm

I have a feeling somebody here is going to shit their pants tomorrow.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon April 17, 2023 8:03 pm

JuanHamm wrote:I have a feeling somebody here is going to shit their pants tomorrow.

tell your shitting pants story here...I'm going on about 1 year ago from a good one on a road trip

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon April 17, 2023 8:14 pm

spring break, college, was in Jamaica, very hot, was off the plane for a few hours and passed out from the heat in a public bathroom, eruption, had to go into the ocean to clean up once I woke up.

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue April 18, 2023 2:35 am

doug rr wrote:430 am and 730 am....last one was hot but haven't had any spicy food

Is your butt still on east coast time all these years later?

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue April 18, 2023 1:14 pm

One decent poo this AM quickly followed by another and I feel properly emptied out.

As reported in the weight loss thread, the second poo weighed 0.3 pounds.

I'll be thinking of all you sitting on the toilet today and I only wish the very best.

Red Mosquito

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