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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:00 pm
by dad
spike wrote:probably applebee’s
do they have the awesome blossom? I can never remember.

I love a big breaded onion.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:01 pm
by dad
spike wrote:
surfndestroy wrote:
spike wrote:
4/5 wrote:
spike wrote:
4/5 wrote:
So they are prolonging the national misery instead of easing it, which could be done with a few simple strategies. Explain to the public that the virus will never disappear but is no longer a mortal threat to the vast majority of Americans. Encourage the minority still at risk to get vaccinated by honestly discussing who is in jeopardy and what scientists have learned about infections. Promote treatments proven to prevent infection and speed recovery while avoiding unproven treatments and mandates that cause collateral damage and generate mistrust. Above all, make it clear to Americans that we finally have reason to celebrate: what once seemed an unprecedented danger is now just one of many pathogens that we know how to live with.
Thoughts?
not quite there yet, unfortunately.
Your main issue with this assessment is the lack of vaccines for kids under 12, right?
we did the above all, celebrate thing a couple months ago. that didn't quite work out.
We have never honestly discussed who is in jeopardy. I don't think we ever will because it will make people have to look in the mirror and reflect on the fact that their lifestyle choices put them in a much higher risk category. As a society we find it much easier to tell others what to do over taking steps to protect ourselves first.

If you are vaxxed and obese you stand a better chance of being hospitalized than your unvaxxed, healthy 5 year old. That conversation is a non-starter for most. We've had over 15 months to address this known and easily addressable risk and have done nothing, and generally throw abuse at people who bring it up. Just a single pound a week of weight loss during that time would be 65lbs lost for people who are obese. At two pounds a week (up to 130 lbs lost) most obese people would no longer be obese. It's way easier to scream at people.
fatties are people too
hahahahahah…no

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:02 pm
by Self
Page 666, McParadigm. I hope you're happy.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:04 pm
by Strat
The fat people wont get vaccinated. They sure as shit aren't gonna lose weight if you tell them to.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:06 pm
by spike
dad wrote:
spike wrote:probably applebee’s
do they have the awesome blossom? I can never remember.

I love a big breaded onion.
I have no idea. Applebee’s is trash.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:08 pm
by surfndestroy
Strat wrote:The fat people wont get vaccinated. They sure as shit aren't gonna lose weight if you tell them to.
Let's just treat them like we do unvaxxed then. Create a BMI or weight passport that's required to dine out, go to any sedentary event (movies, sporting events, etc...), purchase ice cream or beer. /s

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:09 pm
by Strat
surfndestroy wrote:
Strat wrote:The fat people wont get vaccinated. They sure as shit aren't gonna lose weight if you tell them to.
Let's just treat them like we do unvaxxed then. Create a BMI or weight passport that's required to dine out, go to any sedentary event (movies, sporting events, etc...), purchase ice cream or beer. /s
Its a lot easier for people to get vaxed then it is for some of the population to lose weight and we sure as shit dont want to invest the money in creating healthy communities so...

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:15 pm
by Peeps
surfndestroy wrote:
Strat wrote:The fat people wont get vaccinated. They sure as shit aren't gonna lose weight if you tell them to.
Let's just treat them like we do unvaxxed then. Create a BMI or weight passport that's required to dine out, go to any sedentary event (movies, sporting events, etc...), purchase ice cream or beer. /s
is fat catchy? if i cough near you do you stand a chance of getting fat?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:15 pm
by B
Strat wrote: Its a lot easier for people to get vaxed then it is for some of the population to lose weight and we sure as shit dont want to invest the money in creating healthy communities so...
Is there ANYONE for whom it's harder to get a shot than lose weight?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:17 pm
by verb_to_trust
spike wrote:probably applebee’s
I'd rather eat at Applebee's than whatever place absolute fart sniffers like you go to (safely and social distanced of course)

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:19 pm
by surfndestroy
Peeps wrote:
surfndestroy wrote:
Strat wrote:The fat people wont get vaccinated. They sure as shit aren't gonna lose weight if you tell them to.
Let's just treat them like we do unvaxxed then. Create a BMI or weight passport that's required to dine out, go to any sedentary event (movies, sporting events, etc...), purchase ice cream or beer. /s
is fat catchy? if i cough near you do you stand a chance of getting fat?
It's a pretty well known and researched social contagion.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27892501/

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23497183/

https://www.livescience.com/4542-study- ... gious.html

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:21 pm
by verb_to_trust
surfndestroy wrote:
Strat wrote:The fat people wont get vaccinated. They sure as shit aren't gonna lose weight if you tell them to.
Let's just treat them like we do unvaxxed then. Create a BMI or weight passport that's required to dine out, go to any sedentary event (movies, sporting events, etc...), purchase ice cream or beer. /s
Yassssss. More passports! Harder!! Harder!! Small sacrifices!!!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:23 pm
by dad
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:probably applebee’s
I'd rather eat at Applebee's than whatever place absolute fart sniffers like you go to (safely and social distanced of course)
What are your thoughts on breaded onion blossoms?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:35 pm
by verb_to_trust
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:probably applebee’s
I'd rather eat at Applebee's than whatever place absolute fart sniffers like you go to (safely and social distanced of course)
What are your thoughts on breaded onion blossoms?
Never really been into them. Too big for just two people.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:39 pm
by McParadigm
Self wrote:Page 666, McParadigm. I hope you're happy.
We're only like 2 1/2 pages away from verb eating McDonalds to own the libs, so I'm pretty happy with it so far.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:44 pm
by spike
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:probably applebee’s
I'd rather eat at Applebee's than whatever place absolute fart sniffers like you go to (safely and social distanced of course)
thanks for explaining the joke

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:51 pm
by dad
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:probably applebee’s
I'd rather eat at Applebee's than whatever place absolute fart sniffers like you go to (safely and social distanced of course)
What are your thoughts on breaded onion blossoms?
Never really been into them. Too big for just two people.
have you considered a double date to applebee's? solves that problem real quick.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 9:57 pm
by B
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:probably applebee’s
I'd rather eat at Applebee's than whatever place absolute fart sniffers like you go to (safely and social distanced of course)
What are your thoughts on breaded onion blossoms?
Never really been into them. Too big for just two people.
have you considered a double date to applebee's? solves that problem real quick.
3 people willing to hang out with verb at an Applebee's?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 10:01 pm
by dad
B wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:probably applebee’s
I'd rather eat at Applebee's than whatever place absolute fart sniffers like you go to (safely and social distanced of course)
What are your thoughts on breaded onion blossoms?
Never really been into them. Too big for just two people.
have you considered a double date to applebee's? solves that problem real quick.
3 people willing to hang out with verb at an Applebee's?
i would be willing to hang out with verb if it means i get an appetizer.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Tue August 24, 2021 10:20 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
You'll just need a red maga hat and you'll be all set. What a patriotic treat and honor that would be for you!