Anybody want a Corona?

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you're so easily triggered
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Norris wrote:
spike wrote:verb would be maga if they made those red hats flat brimmed
someone photoshop maga on that visor from the picture we're not supposed to post
could do it on this. close enough.

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Isnt' verb vaccinated anyway? and wear a mask?

Whats his end game here? he's so woke he's not woke?
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I cant remember the last time I wore a mask. Will have to do it at the airport in a few weeks I guess.
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verb_to_trust wrote:I cant remember the last time I wore a mask. Will have to do it at the airport in a few weeks I guess.
good guess.
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he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
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he's fully compliant and is respectful of those around him. he's a model citizen.
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spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere. I'm traveling to a sane state so fuck it.
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verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.
Free avocado toast?
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verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.
Free avocado toast?
if that's your thing, get it. as long as you continue to obey, like we know you are.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.
Free avocado toast?
if that's your thing, get it. as long as you continue to obey, like we know you are.
Is your username inspired by the paternal role you attribute towards your favorite politicians?
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verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.
Free avocado toast?
if that's your thing, get it. as long as you continue to obey, like we know you are.
Is your username inspired by the paternal role you attribute towards your favorite politicians?
it's the easiest palindrome this patriotic brain of mine can handle.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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They are putting ankle and helmet tracking monitors on high school athletes now to measure how close they get to each other during practices for contact tracing.

I am not making that up.
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The NRA canceled their annual meeting/convention out of Covid concerns.
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:The NRA canceled their annual meeting/convention out of Covid concerns.
can't hit covid with a bullet
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:The NRA canceled their annual meeting/convention out of Covid concerns.
There's also that whole ongoing bankruptcy thing. Could be a little of column A, a little of column B.
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Bammer wrote:They are putting ankle and helmet tracking monitors on high school athletes now to measure how close they get to each other during practices for contact tracing.

I am not making that up.
Let's call that an increase in education spending and wait for the higher test scores to come rolling in.
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4/5 wrote:
Bammer wrote:They are putting ankle and helmet tracking monitors on high school athletes now to measure how close they get to each other during practices for contact tracing.

I am not making that up.
Let's call that an increase in education spending and wait for the higher test scores to come rolling in.
Jesus, my kids' district didn't even buy bottles of sanitizer.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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B wrote:
4/5 wrote:
Bammer wrote:They are putting ankle and helmet tracking monitors on high school athletes now to measure how close they get to each other during practices for contact tracing.

I am not making that up.
Let's call that an increase in education spending and wait for the higher test scores to come rolling in.
Jesus, my kids' district didn't even buy bottles of sanitizer.
Did Science ever determine if sanitizer helps prevent transmission or was it all "hygiene theater"?
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