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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 12:37 am
by Norah
you're so easily triggered

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 12:41 am
by spike
Norris wrote:
spike wrote:verb would be maga if they made those red hats flat brimmed
someone photoshop maga on that visor from the picture we're not supposed to post
could do it on this. close enough.

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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 12:44 am
by Strat
Isnt' verb vaccinated anyway? and wear a mask?

Whats his end game here? he's so woke he's not woke?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 12:45 am
by verb_to_trust
I cant remember the last time I wore a mask. Will have to do it at the airport in a few weeks I guess.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 12:50 am
by dad
verb_to_trust wrote:I cant remember the last time I wore a mask. Will have to do it at the airport in a few weeks I guess.
good guess.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 12:57 am
by spike
he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 1:01 am
by dad
he's fully compliant and is respectful of those around him. he's a model citizen.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 1:03 am
by verb_to_trust
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere. I'm traveling to a sane state so fuck it.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 1:04 am
by dad
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 1:06 am
by verb_to_trust
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.
Free avocado toast?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 1:07 am
by dad
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.
Free avocado toast?
if that's your thing, get it. as long as you continue to obey, like we know you are.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 1:26 am
by verb_to_trust
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.
Free avocado toast?
if that's your thing, get it. as long as you continue to obey, like we know you are.
Is your username inspired by the paternal role you attribute towards your favorite politicians?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 1:37 am
by dad
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:he’ll have his laminated vaccine card on a lanyard around his neck at the airport too
Don't even know where the card is. Wife probably put it somewhere.
oh sure. you carry it with you, and ask for discounts with it.
Free avocado toast?
if that's your thing, get it. as long as you continue to obey, like we know you are.
Is your username inspired by the paternal role you attribute towards your favorite politicians?
it's the easiest palindrome this patriotic brain of mine can handle.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 2:39 am
by Bammer
They are putting ankle and helmet tracking monitors on high school athletes now to measure how close they get to each other during practices for contact tracing.

I am not making that up.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 3:08 am
by Biff Pocoroba
The NRA canceled their annual meeting/convention out of Covid concerns.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 3:23 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Biff Pocoroba wrote:The NRA canceled their annual meeting/convention out of Covid concerns.
can't hit covid with a bullet

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 3:30 am
by simple schoolboy
Biff Pocoroba wrote:The NRA canceled their annual meeting/convention out of Covid concerns.
There's also that whole ongoing bankruptcy thing. Could be a little of column A, a little of column B.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 10:54 am
by 4/5
Bammer wrote:They are putting ankle and helmet tracking monitors on high school athletes now to measure how close they get to each other during practices for contact tracing.

I am not making that up.
Let's call that an increase in education spending and wait for the higher test scores to come rolling in.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 11:22 am
by B
4/5 wrote:
Bammer wrote:They are putting ankle and helmet tracking monitors on high school athletes now to measure how close they get to each other during practices for contact tracing.

I am not making that up.
Let's call that an increase in education spending and wait for the higher test scores to come rolling in.
Jesus, my kids' district didn't even buy bottles of sanitizer.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Wed August 25, 2021 11:51 am
by Bi_3
B wrote:
4/5 wrote:
Bammer wrote:They are putting ankle and helmet tracking monitors on high school athletes now to measure how close they get to each other during practices for contact tracing.

I am not making that up.
Let's call that an increase in education spending and wait for the higher test scores to come rolling in.
Jesus, my kids' district didn't even buy bottles of sanitizer.
Did Science ever determine if sanitizer helps prevent transmission or was it all "hygiene theater"?