Anybody want a Corona?

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[Norah]

[McParadigm]

[verb_to_trust]

You gotta speak stuff into existence.

[LoathedVermin72]

I’d like to see Biden do that!!!!!!!!!

[Rob]

Biden would totally misstate policy and unwittingly help us out.

[Simple Torture]

[The Town]

N.B.A. Suspends Season After Player Tests Positive for Coronavirus

A Utah Jazz player was found to have tested positive for the coronavirus.
In Oklahoma City, the game was seconds away from starting when the Thunder’s head medical staffer sprinted onto the court to talk to referees. Players from both teams then left for their locker rooms.
The league said the suspension would take effect after the completion of Wednesday’s schedule.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/spor ... virus.html

Edit:

Sources: Jazz center Rudy Gobert tests positive for coronavirus

The player is the Jazz's Rudy Gobert, sources told ESPN. Jazz and Thunder players were being quarantined at the arena, sources said.
Players from teams the Jazz have played within the past 10 days are being told to self-quarantine, sources told ESPN's Brian Windhorst. Those teams are the Cleveland Cavaliers, New York Knicks, Boston Celtics, Detroit Pistons and the Toronto Raptors.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/288 ... oronavirus

[knee tunes]

N.B.A. Suspends Season After Player Tests Positive for Coronavirus

A Utah Jazz player was found to have tested positive for the coronavirus.
In Oklahoma City, the game was seconds away from starting when the Thunder’s head medical staffer sprinted onto the court to talk to referees. Players from both teams then left for their locker rooms.
The league said the suspension would take effect after the completion of Wednesday’s schedule.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/spor ... virus.html

Edit:

Sources: Jazz center Rudy Gobert tests positive for coronavirus

The player is the Jazz's Rudy Gobert, sources told ESPN. Jazz and Thunder players were being quarantined at the arena, sources said.
Players from teams the Jazz have played within the past 10 days are being told to self-quarantine, sources told ESPN's Brian Windhorst. Those teams are the Cleveland Cavaliers, New York Knicks, Boston Celtics, Detroit Pistons and the Toronto Raptors.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/288 ... oronavirus

Wow

[knee tunes]

Oh now Tom Hanks

Ham

[McParadigm]

Imagine if Trump lost 2020 because everyone in rural hospital areas got coronavirus

Rural areas are almost completely isolated from this. Corona is going after the sanctuary cities. MAGA

Nah. Most rural areas are built into an endlessly mobile agriculture supply chain. They are also places where more or less everybody has direct or indirect contact with everybody else, and many of your necessities, favorite places, or friends might be in another town 10 miles away. There’s constant traffic between towns. “We live in Canova, but the grocery store and old folks home where mom is are in Howard, and the closest church for our denomination is in Madison. I’m not going to stop going to church at a time when there are locust plagues and epidemics!” Madison is a college town, as well, so it’s a traffic hub. I can pick the virus up there and spend 10 days unknowingly spreading it around Canova AND Howard. The end.

For the record I used Canova and Howard as examples because they were some of the most remote areas of eastern South Dakota, and now both of them are less than 40 miles from a confirmed case.

[LetMeSleep]

FLights from UK to US still on. Hello America, they may have left the EU but they’re still in Europe.

[BurtReynolds]

[BurtReynolds]

Wow. European countries have a better handle on this than the US does currently but anyways

lol no they don't you homer weirdo

[BurtReynolds]

I wish I had a video game coming out right about now. People gonna have a lot of time on their hands.

[Bammer]

I wish I had a video game coming out right about now. People gonna have a lot of time on their hands.

This might cause me to break out the Nintendo for my kids like 3 years ahead of schedule.

[verb_to_trust]

Thanks B

[Dev]

How bad is this gonna be?

[BurtReynolds]

Thanks B

I'm sorry I was out LIVING MY LIFE