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Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Wed July 27, 2022 12:13 am
by daft twat
I saw an article about an upcoming movie called “The Whale” with a very fat Brenden Fraser, and someone in the comments wrote, “Gorge of the Jungle,” and Bammer, I hope it was you.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Wed July 27, 2022 12:34 am
by dad
could've been verb too. man knows his way around the ham planets.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Wed July 27, 2022 4:53 am
by bodysnatcher
Edit: Wrong thread…
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 12:16 pm
by wease
Let the dogs out at 5:30 per usual. Got them all back in except Oliver Chud. I heard him barking up a storm so I figured he’d either treed a squirrel or had spotted one of the many neighborhood cats walking around outside the fence. Wrong on both counts. It was a skunk. Not only that, by the time I got back there to try and run him inside, he already had it in his mouth slinging it around from side to side. Dead skunk. Stinky skunk. Stinky Oliver Chud. So we hurriedly scoured the interwebs on our mobile phone devices and found out what to wash him with while he was trapped in our shower. Mixed up the solution and scrubbed him down with it and had to let it set for 20 minutes. So he was still in our shower this whole time. Got him rinsed and shampooed and rinsed again and it seems to have done the trick. He doesn’t really smell like it. The house and especially our bathroom/shower, however…
After all that, I got to dispose of the mephitid. Got it wrapped up in a couple of plastic bags and took him to the dump.
I guess one good thing has come from my partial loss of smell from Covid. I could barely smell it. Which means it’s REALLY, REALLY strong.
Great start to Saturday morning.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 12:31 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 2:39 pm
by VinylGuy
Woke up an hour ago, listening to some pearl jam boot and drinking coffee. Already got 2.
Ah life is good.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 2:55 pm
by spike
Not For Le Pew
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 2:56 pm
by spike
Dirty Stank
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 3:18 pm
by BurtReynolds
Your pun game has improved.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 3:46 pm
by wease
Parting Sprays
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 4:14 pm
by BurtReynolds
Today I'm practicing my cursive handwriting. Very frustrating but I think I'm making progress.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 4:22 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 4:25 pm
by dad
eating breakfast, drinking coffee, and watching The Old Man.
oh, and occasional posting.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 4:27 pm
by BurtReynolds
Really struggling with those d's.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 4:29 pm
by Jorge
BurtReynolds wrote:Really struggling with those d's.
You sound like your mother
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 4:32 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 4:33 pm
by Jorge
May she rest in p's
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 4:34 pm
by BurtReynolds
Never let it be said that I'm not a good set up man.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sun July 31, 2022 2:04 pm
by BurtReynolds
Look everyone! did I do good?

Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sun July 31, 2022 2:07 pm
by BurtReynolds
Oh my God I just did it even better.