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Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 1:47 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 1:53 am
by BurtReynolds
No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 2:44 am
by bodysnatcher
BurtReynolds wrote:I'm tired from all the crying over the last two months.
Burt I thought about moving to New Braunfels.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 3:59 am
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I'm tired from all the crying over the last two months.
Burt I thought about moving to New Braunfels.
Hell yeah! Schlitterbahn baby!!
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 6:03 pm
by Bammer
wease wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I'm tired from all the crying over the last two months.
Burt I thought about moving to New Braunfels.
Hell yeah! Schlitterbahn baby!!
Pretty good high school football out that way?
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 6:51 pm
by bodysnatcher
Bammer wrote:wease wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I'm tired from all the crying over the last two months.
Burt I thought about moving to New Braunfels.
Hell yeah! Schlitterbahn baby!!
Pretty good high school football out that way?
How on earth would anyone know that???
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 7:06 pm
by Bammer
bodysnatcher wrote:Bammer wrote:wease wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:I'm tired from all the crying over the last two months.
Burt I thought about moving to New Braunfels.
Hell yeah! Schlitterbahn baby!!
Pretty good high school football out that way?
How on earth would anyone know that???
Glad you asked.
When I hear of a random city in Texas, I wonder how many seats their HS football stadium has.
Turns out the New Braunfels Unicorns seat over 9,000. And this is very tame compared to photos of some other Texas HS stadiums that I’ve seen.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 7:54 pm
by spike
unicorns wtf
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 7:54 pm
by BurtReynolds
Yeah that's pretty bad.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 9:16 pm
by Peeps
BurtReynolds wrote:No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.
no one says that burt
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri February 02, 2024 9:17 pm
by dad
spike wrote:unicorns wtf
lol
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Sun February 04, 2024 1:22 am
by The Argonaut
I used the word "inquire" in an email on Friday morning instead of using the word "ask" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. What was I thinking?
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Sun February 04, 2024 2:04 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
The Argonaut wrote:I used the word "inquire" in an email on Friday morning instead of using the word "ask" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. What was I thinking?
That's not factory talk. They've probably found you out by now.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Mon February 12, 2024 10:28 pm
by The Argonaut
I am ready to quit my factory job.
Who wants to start a business with me? I am not good at anything, but I'm bright and I can learn
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Mon February 12, 2024 10:33 pm
by tommy
The Argonaut wrote:I am ready to quit my factory job.
Who wants to start a business with me? I am not good at anything, but I'm bright and I can learn
Move to Michigan and I'll teach you how to paint
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Mon February 12, 2024 10:43 pm
by The Argonaut
Tommy's is currently the leading offer. Who can top it?
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Mon February 12, 2024 10:43 pm
by Ello Sailor
Start a twink escort service with Bammer.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Mon February 12, 2024 10:44 pm
by Ello Sailor
Wait, can twinks have beards?
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Mon February 12, 2024 10:53 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Mon February 12, 2024 10:53 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.