Red Mosquito

Bright red.

Further evidence Burt’s brain stopped developing at 17.

dear god what did he call you....a....a....a...lib?

He said I was beige.

Listening to some poor lady interviewing for a job selling insurance. The guy keeps asking awful questions like "how did you get into insurance?" or "are you passionate about insurance?"

Soul destroying humiliation rituals.

I suppose lying about helping people is a requirement for the job, but still.

I just cracked open the last two eggs from this dozen we bought two weekends ago. Four of the twelve had double yolks including one from today.

I have to stop watching golf today so I can go look at hardwood floors with my wife for an hour...

Got some Magpie' attacking a ?burrowing owl? in my backyard. Normally I would never interfere with nature but I am debating murking those magpie'. Absolute trash birds. And owls rule. Fuck me. Looks like it's settled down?

I'm becoming painfully reacquainted with private health insurance prices.

I have an in-laws wedding to attend today, I feel mild dread,

I would much rather look at hard wood floors or enjoy double yolked eggs at home

Edit: oh and it’s going to be very beige

Dev wrote:Got some Magpie' attacking a ?burrowing owl? in my backyard. Normally I would never interfere with nature but I am debating murking those magpie'. Absolute trash birds. And owls rule. Fuck me. Looks like it's settled down?

Owls are dope. Protect them owls, brother.

Ello Sailor wrote:

Dev wrote:Got some Magpie' attacking a ?burrowing owl? in my backyard. Normally I would never interfere with nature but I am debating murking those magpie'. Absolute trash birds. And owls rule. Fuck me. Looks like it's settled down?

Owls are dope. Protect them owls, brother.

Ello Sailor wrote:

Dev wrote:Got some Magpie' attacking a ?burrowing owl? in my backyard. Normally I would never interfere with nature but I am debating murking those magpie'. Absolute trash birds. And owls rule. Fuck me. Looks like it's settled down?

Owls are dope. Protect them owls, brother.

I think about owls all the time. I love them. I bet I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve seen them in the wild. I really wish we had a resident owl.

Just got back to my parents place after mum's hospital stay. We weren't sure if she was going to be coming home today or not. Glad it all worked out as I fly home this afternoon

Ello Sailor wrote:

Dev wrote:Got some Magpie' attacking a ?burrowing owl? in my backyard. Normally I would never interfere with nature but I am debating murking those magpie'. Absolute trash birds. And owls rule. Fuck me. Looks like it's settled down?

Owls are dope. Protect them owls, brother.

Just went back there to see if he had been brutally murdered but he was just chilling. And then he just took off flying. I kinda thought he maybe couldn't fly or was a chick or something but I guess he just wasn't flying away while they were bullying him.

daft twat wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:

Dev wrote:Got some Magpie' attacking a ?burrowing owl? in my backyard. Normally I would never interfere with nature but I am debating murking those magpie'. Absolute trash birds. And owls rule. Fuck me. Looks like it's settled down?

Owls are dope. Protect them owls, brother.

I think about owls all the time. I love them. I bet I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve seen them in the wild. I really wish we had a resident owl.

I have had many cool experiences with a variety of species of owls. A couple years ago had a legendary experience with 3 pretty large ones who seemed to be totally confused by my headlamp and let me come right up to them. But I have a lot of wildlife experiences. Pretty sure I saw a wolf in the dark by the river about a week ago.

Some friends had us over for dinner tonight. Smash burgers, salad, fixings. Looked and smelled awesome. Then their youngest blew chunks all over the dining room floor, followed promptly by their dog licking it up. Kind of killed my appetite!

Dev wrote:

daft twat wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:

Dev wrote:Got some Magpie' attacking a ?burrowing owl? in my backyard. Normally I would never interfere with nature but I am debating murking those magpie'. Absolute trash birds. And owls rule. Fuck me. Looks like it's settled down?

Owls are dope. Protect them owls, brother.

I think about owls all the time. I love them. I bet I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve seen them in the wild. I really wish we had a resident owl.

I have had many cool experiences with a variety of species of owls. A couple years ago had a legendary experience with 3 pretty large ones who seemed to be totally confused by my headlamp and let me come right up to them. But I have a lot of wildlife experiences. Pretty sure I saw a wolf in the dark by the river about a week ago.

I’ve never seen a wolf in the wild. I live in a St. Paul suburb with a ranch behind my house; however, you can also see Costco and Top Golf from my house. We see turkeys and deer daily and see coyotes occasionally (hear them nightly). We have a resident pheasant and an active eagles nest is visible in the distance, A raccoon was on our deck last week and possums abound. Foxes are not uncommon. Someone even got a photo of a bobcat a couple springs ago, but I’ve never seen one. I have seen an owl a couple times, but none in the last year. Seeing a wolf would be incredible.

tragabigzanda wrote:Some friends had us over for dinner tonight. Smash burgers, salad, fixings. Looked and smelled awesome. Then their youngest blew chunks all over the dining room floor, followed promptly by their dog licking it up. Kind of killed my appetite!

Bummer. On the other hand, user Strat gave you a nice shoutout in his band Wayside’s Insta post. I said out loud, “Trag!” but I was alone and even if I wasn’t, everyone in my house would have been confused because RM is my secret side family.