NBA Thread

[verb_to_trust]

Great news!!! Ben Simmons is dating a Kardashian. No longer worried about the 76ers next year.

Technically Kendall is a Jenner

[Monkey_Driven]

Great news!!! Ben Simmons is dating a Kardashian. No longer worried about the 76ers next year.

Technically Kendall is a Jenner

He got you there bada.

[verb_to_trust]

He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.

You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.

He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.

[verb_to_trust]

In all honesty it is a pretty bad sign Simmons is messing around with a celebrity instead of taking 20 thousand jumpers a day.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.

You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.

He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.

i like you

[verb_to_trust]

He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.

You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.

He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.

i like you

No you dont

[Peeps]

From urban dictionary:

Fuck Boy is a specific type of male Millennial douchebag. There have been equivalents to the modern Fuck Boy, the annoyingly macho and bad mannered young man archetype, across each generation. Yet the current batch of them, thanks to smartphones and social media making the ability to lead an unproductive and narcissistic lifestyle especially easy, are particularly obnoxious. They are the kind of people that Baby Boomers like to point to as proof that Millennials are morally bankrupt and lazy.

As a rule, they are disrespectful and rude to nearly everyone with a pulse who makes the mistake of coming into contact with them. They're vain and narcissistic and have particular obsessions with their phones: especially the acts of taking selfies and posting about how awesome they are on social media. They embrace the most annoying social and fashion trends of the present moment, such as, currently, vaping and man buns. They especially love hooking up with women on dating apps such as Tinder and are the kind of guys who send women pictures of their genitals. As women nowadays are becoming wiser to their bullshit and fucking them less, Fuck Boys always exaggerate their sexual conquests.

The etymology of the word is disputed; it's either from black subculture, referring to posers who act way more tough than they are or from the gay community: referring to predominantly straight men who have gay hookups just to have sex when they can't get women such as in a prison setting.

also see this entry

[run2death]

Basically nobody switches effectively on pick and roll D anymore.

Oldest offensive sequence in the book and half of today's teams don't seem to have a clue how to defend it.

Back in my day...

[lennytheweedwhacker]

He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.

You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.

He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.

i like you

No you dont

well, i used to

[verb_to_trust]

From urban dictionary:

Fuck Boy is a specific type of male Millennial douchebag. There have been equivalents to the modern Fuck Boy, the annoyingly macho and bad mannered young man archetype, across each generation. Yet the current batch of them, thanks to smartphones and social media making the ability to lead an unproductive and narcissistic lifestyle especially easy, are particularly obnoxious. They are the kind of people that Baby Boomers like to point to as proof that Millennials are morally bankrupt and lazy.

As a rule, they are disrespectful and rude to nearly everyone with a pulse who makes the mistake of coming into contact with them. They're vain and narcissistic and have particular obsessions with their phones: especially the acts of taking selfies and posting about how awesome they are on social media. They embrace the most annoying social and fashion trends of the present moment, such as, currently, vaping and man buns. They especially love hooking up with women on dating apps such as Tinder and are the kind of guys who send women pictures of their genitals. As women nowadays are becoming wiser to their bullshit and fucking them less, Fuck Boys always exaggerate their sexual conquests.

The etymology of the word is disputed; it's either from black subculture, referring to posers who act way more tough than they are or from the gay community: referring to predominantly straight men who have gay hookups just to have sex when they can't get women such as in a prison setting.

also see this entry

Not very clever

[pnjguy]

He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.

You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.

He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.

I'm not looking for Doncic to give Lebron a facial, just so we're clear. He will give him a pedi though.

[96583UP]

there will be no half-court jizz shared after this game

[4/5]

In all honesty it is a pretty bad sign Simmons is messing around with a celebrity instead of taking 20 thousand jumpers a day.

Agreed.

[4/5]

JVG is right about these transition fouls.

[verb_to_trust]

Kerr strung out on the sidelines not knowing the actual rules.

[4/5]

Bleacher Report says this game didn't sell out. Guess Silicon Valley is board with this matchup.

[96583UP]

prob bc all the bots gots the tix

[verb_to_trust]

The fan base has to be pretty watered down by now after the last four years or so. Nothing but bandwagon software execs.

[96583UP]

they are too busy at their millionaire ecstasy gang bang parties

[96583UP]

Klay Thompson loves fecal play