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Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:03 pm
by verb_to_trust
bada wrote:Great news!!! Ben Simmons is dating a Kardashian. No longer worried about the 76ers next year.
Technically Kendall is a Jenner

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:03 pm
by Monkey_Driven
verb_to_trust wrote:
bada wrote:Great news!!! Ben Simmons is dating a Kardashian. No longer worried about the 76ers next year.
Technically Kendall is a Jenner
He got you there bada.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:05 pm
by verb_to_trust
pnjguy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.
You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.
He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:06 pm
by verb_to_trust
In all honesty it is a pretty bad sign Simmons is messing around with a celebrity instead of taking 20 thousand jumpers a day.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:10 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
verb_to_trust wrote:
pnjguy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.
You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.
He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.
i like you

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:23 pm
by verb_to_trust
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
pnjguy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.
You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.
He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.
i like you
No you dont

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:28 pm
by Peeps
verb_to_trust wrote:From urban dictionary:

Fuck Boy is a specific type of male Millennial douchebag. There have been equivalents to the modern Fuck Boy, the annoyingly macho and bad mannered young man archetype, across each generation. Yet the current batch of them, thanks to smartphones and social media making the ability to lead an unproductive and narcissistic lifestyle especially easy, are particularly obnoxious. They are the kind of people that Baby Boomers like to point to as proof that Millennials are morally bankrupt and lazy.

As a rule, they are disrespectful and rude to nearly everyone with a pulse who makes the mistake of coming into contact with them. They're vain and narcissistic and have particular obsessions with their phones: especially the acts of taking selfies and posting about how awesome they are on social media. They embrace the most annoying social and fashion trends of the present moment, such as, currently, vaping and man buns. They especially love hooking up with women on dating apps such as Tinder and are the kind of guys who send women pictures of their genitals. As women nowadays are becoming wiser to their bullshit and fucking them less, Fuck Boys always exaggerate their sexual conquests.

The etymology of the word is disputed; it's either from black subculture, referring to posers who act way more tough than they are or from the gay community: referring to predominantly straight men who have gay hookups just to have sex when they can't get women such as in a prison setting.

also see this entry

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:30 pm
by run2death
Basically nobody switches effectively on pick and roll D anymore.

Oldest offensive sequence in the book and half of today's teams don't seem to have a clue how to defend it.

Back in my day...

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:45 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
pnjguy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.
You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.
He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.
i like you
No you dont
well, i used to

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:48 pm
by verb_to_trust
Peeps wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:From urban dictionary:

Fuck Boy is a specific type of male Millennial douchebag. There have been equivalents to the modern Fuck Boy, the annoyingly macho and bad mannered young man archetype, across each generation. Yet the current batch of them, thanks to smartphones and social media making the ability to lead an unproductive and narcissistic lifestyle especially easy, are particularly obnoxious. They are the kind of people that Baby Boomers like to point to as proof that Millennials are morally bankrupt and lazy.

As a rule, they are disrespectful and rude to nearly everyone with a pulse who makes the mistake of coming into contact with them. They're vain and narcissistic and have particular obsessions with their phones: especially the acts of taking selfies and posting about how awesome they are on social media. They embrace the most annoying social and fashion trends of the present moment, such as, currently, vaping and man buns. They especially love hooking up with women on dating apps such as Tinder and are the kind of guys who send women pictures of their genitals. As women nowadays are becoming wiser to their bullshit and fucking them less, Fuck Boys always exaggerate their sexual conquests.

The etymology of the word is disputed; it's either from black subculture, referring to posers who act way more tough than they are or from the gay community: referring to predominantly straight men who have gay hookups just to have sex when they can't get women such as in a prison setting.

also see this entry
Not very clever

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 8:20 pm
by pnjguy
verb_to_trust wrote:
pnjguy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.
You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.
He twitched on LeBron for that facial though. I don't see Doncic as an athlete that can do things like that or switch effectively on pick and roll D. I like him im just not 100 percent convinced.
I'm not looking for Doncic to give Lebron a facial, just so we're clear. He will give him a pedi though.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Fri June 01, 2018 1:20 am
by 96583UP
there will be no half-court jizz shared after this game

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Fri June 01, 2018 1:21 am
by 4/5
verb_to_trust wrote:In all honesty it is a pretty bad sign Simmons is messing around with a celebrity instead of taking 20 thousand jumpers a day.
Agreed.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Fri June 01, 2018 1:22 am
by 4/5
JVG is right about these transition fouls.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Fri June 01, 2018 1:25 am
by verb_to_trust
Kerr strung out on the sidelines not knowing the actual rules.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Fri June 01, 2018 1:28 am
by 4/5
Bleacher Report says this game didn't sell out. Guess Silicon Valley is board with this matchup.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Fri June 01, 2018 1:31 am
by 96583UP
prob bc all the bots gots the tix

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Fri June 01, 2018 1:33 am
by verb_to_trust
The fan base has to be pretty watered down by now after the last four years or so. Nothing but bandwagon software execs.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Fri June 01, 2018 1:35 am
by 96583UP
they are too busy at their millionaire ecstasy gang bang parties

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Fri June 01, 2018 1:36 am
by 96583UP
Klay Thompson loves fecal play