Red Mosquito

Trump is just jealous he can't do the same thing yet.

Breaking: “Trump thinks missing journalist maybe stuck a shotgun down a rabbit hole, but the rabbit tied the barrel in a knot before he shot.”

Update to our story: “President supports new theory that barrel was stretched and bent up a different rabbit hole, then pointed directly at journalist’s butt prior to fatal trigger pull.”

Headline: “President’s rabbit hole theory resonates with base; democrats in disarray”

"The guy is bad but anyone else would probably be worse" is a pragmatic and sensible approach to the Middle East that perhaps more US presidents ought to have embraced.

‘wrongfully extend civil rights protections to those who should not have them’

This is Germany 1939 all over again.

welp there goes my smash-in-case-of-emergency employment preservation plan

Spoiler: show

dear HR

I now self-identify as a woman

sincerely,
white guygal

ah hahahahaha

McParadigm wrote:ah hahahahaha

That is pretty funny. I wonder if he could have been Trump 2.0 if he won?

dimejinky99 wrote:‘wrongfully extend civil rights protections to those who should not have them’

This is Germany 1939 all over again.

Wow, dime. I mean...

<pops champagne>

oh wait, was that meant as a ‘bad thing’?

Birds in Hell wrote:"The guy is bad but anyone else would probably be worse" is a pragmatic and sensible approach to the Middle East that perhaps more US presidents ought to have embraced.

Not sure if serious or if throwback Hilldog joke

I apologize to everyone who said the nazis were back and I didnt believe them

meh, normal tuesday traffic on THE 101

BurtReynolds wrote:I apologize to everyone who said the nazis were back and I didnt believe them

Harrison Ford...how does he do it

Led by example!

Cue trump saying he’s a nasty democrat plant any minute now

This really is the “throw everything at the wall” approach to campaigning.

There’s a 10% middle class tax cut or okay no there isn’t but there are middle *eastern* people in the caravan I mean no we don’t really know that but speaking of fear we will protect your healthcare just please...don’t ask us about your health care...anyway did you know that we don’t have any tariffs yeah that’s a true story or hold off I’ll get back to you on it just like I will about that voter fraud or...

McParadigm wrote:This really is the “throw everything at the wall” approach to campaigning.

There’s a 10% middle class tax cut or okay no there isn’t but there are middle *eastern* people in the caravan I mean no we don’t really know that but speaking of fear we will protect your healthcare just please...don’t ask us about your health care...anyway did you know that we don’t have any tariffs yeah that’s a true story or hold off I’ll get back to you on it just like I will about that voter fraud or...

it's just such a low-end propaganda machine

but i guess when americans have gotten this stupid you don't need karl rove orchestrating anything behind the scenes anymore

you don't need a 'behind the scenes' anymore

you just tell them that eating shit is good for you and then they eat it

Yeesh