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Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Mon July 20, 2020 7:39 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Strat wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
Strat wrote:Im not sure what has happened, but twice now, chaos has been the scene of our hummingbird feeder.

When we came back from our first Covid trip, the bird feeder was empty and laying on top of the grill right side up. The second time we came home from a Rona Trip, the hummingbird feeder was completely empty and the deck is covered in sticky sugar water.

I know those things are vicious and super territorial but i can only assume some sort of hummingbird orgy or massacre when we leave.
Sounds like a bear took it down
While we definitely have bears, i would be shocked if a bear made it into our fenced back yard
I wouldn't be so sure:
Spoiler: show
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Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Mon July 20, 2020 10:48 pm
by Strat
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
Strat wrote:Im not sure what has happened, but twice now, chaos has been the scene of our hummingbird feeder.

When we came back from our first Covid trip, the bird feeder was empty and laying on top of the grill right side up. The second time we came home from a Rona Trip, the hummingbird feeder was completely empty and the deck is covered in sticky sugar water.

I know those things are vicious and super territorial but i can only assume some sort of hummingbird orgy or massacre when we leave.
Sounds like a bear took it down
While we definitely have bears, i would be shocked if a bear made it into our fenced back yard
I wouldn't be so sure:
Spoiler: show
Image
polar bears. my favorite!

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue July 21, 2020 4:18 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue July 21, 2020 5:48 pm
by Strat
tragabigzanda wrote:Found the main valve for the manifold that feeds our irrigation system. I tell the guy on the phone "When I opened it a quarter turn, the pressure felt pretty intense. How much should I open this thing to feed the system?"

"All the way."

"Seriously? You're not worried it's going to split the manifold?"

"No, it should be fine."

I open it all the way. Immediately hear a tremendous gushing sound. Run-crawl across the width of our crawl space, up the hatch, and outside to see the -- gasp! -- manifold split and water spewing all over the place. Run back in, get my floor all muddy, down through the hatch, turn the thing off. Called the professionals. :finger:
Happy home ownership

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue July 21, 2020 5:59 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Wed July 22, 2020 1:39 am
by Strat
A piece of tile just fell off the corner of the center island in the kitchen.

Cool. MINOR DEFERRED MAINTENANCE

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Wed July 22, 2020 2:05 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Wed July 22, 2020 4:42 am
by Bammer
Text from wife today: “Do we have a plunger?”

That’s not what you want to see.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Wed July 22, 2020 1:50 pm
by Strat
tragabigzanda wrote:
Strat wrote:A piece of tile just fell off the corner of the center island in the kitchen.

Cool. MINOR DEFERRED MAINTENANCE
Were you b*nging on the island?
Lol yea right

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Wed July 22, 2020 11:25 pm
by doug rr
my wife bought a bidet that you install yourself on the toilet...we've had it for a week and I have yet to try it..just sitting on the toilet feels like being the drivers seat of a fancy sports car

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 12:31 am
by E.H. Ruddock
doug rr wrote:my wife bought a bidet that you install yourself on the toilet...we've had it for a week and I have yet to try it..just sitting on the toilet feels like being the drivers seat of a fancy sports car
We have one of those. It's pretty good

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 12:40 am
by wease
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
doug rr wrote:my wife bought a bidet that you install yourself on the toilet...we've had it for a week and I have yet to try it..just sitting on the toilet feels like being the drivers seat of a fancy sports car
We have one of those. It's pretty good
I’ve never even seen a bidet before. I’d be too intimidated trying to use one, I think.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 1:07 am
by Mickey
I always assumed this thread was about the show.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 5:36 am
by Bammer
Mickey wrote:I always assumed this thread was about the show.
Nope, it's about bidets. Try to keep up.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 3:24 pm
by Chris_H_2
Mickey wrote:I always assumed this thread was about the show.
nearly 1400 posts discussing the zany life of Tim the Toolman Taylor

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 4:07 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 5:03 pm
by Chris_H_2
as is the random picture thread

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 5:42 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 7:23 pm
by Mickey
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Mickey wrote:I always assumed this thread was about the show.
nearly 1400 posts discussing the zany life of Tim the Toolman Taylor
There are over 3000 posts in a thread called "Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice," so.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Thu July 23, 2020 7:32 pm
by wease
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Mickey wrote:I always assumed this thread was about the show.
nearly 1400 posts discussing the zany life of Tim the Toolman Taylor
Don’t forget Al