Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[McParadigm]

They doubled the population of the planet (and universe) that has no infrastructure to deal with the massive increase. Mass death inevitably results.

Well that’s a five star Burt review if ever I saw one.

[Monkey_Driven]

I'd be pretty pissed at the Avengers too if traffic suddenly doubled after several years of a speedy commute.

[BurtReynolds]

While Spider-Man is off playing around in Europe, billions are starving to death due to insufficient agriculture.

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

Can you imagine if your wife got snapped and you waited a couple of years and finally moved on with some new young hottie, maybe had a kid or two, then BAM hello ex-wife WTF are you doing here and I hope you’re into polyamory. Thanks fucking Avengers!

[Rangi Guy]

Can you imagine if your wife got snapped and you waited a couple of years and finally moved on with some new young hottie, maybe had a kid or two, then BAM hello ex-wife WTF are you doing here and I hope you’re into polyamory. Thanks fucking Avengers!

That's what my wife and I discussed after watching the movie

[dimejinky99]

Imagine you were 35000 feet in the air on an airplane when the snap happened.

You’re fucked when you get snapped back.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Imagine you were 35000 feet in the air on an airplane when the snap happened.

You’re fucked when you get snapped back.

Which brings up a good question. If you were on a plane during the snap, and didn't disappear, but your pilots did, so you died in the crash, do you get to come back after the second snap?

[wease]

Can you imagine if your wife got snapped and you waited a couple of years and finally moved on with some new young hottie, maybe had a kid or two, then BAM hello ex-wife WTF are you doing here and I hope you’re into polyamory. Thanks fucking Avengers!

That's what my wife and I discussed after watching the movie

This is the exact premise of the TV show Manifest.

[dimejinky99]

Imagine you were 35000 feet in the air on an airplane when the snap happened.

You’re fucked when you get snapped back.

Which brings up a good question. If you were on a plane during the snap, and didn't disappear, but your pilots did, so you died in the crash, do you get to come back after the second snap?

You just blew my mind maaaan

[mf]

Imagine you were 35000 feet in the air on an airplane when the snap happened.

You’re fucked when you get snapped back.

It get's worse. The earth is rotating and orbiting the sun, the solar system is orbiting around the center of the galaxy and the galaxy is moving through an ever expanding universe. ALL the people that got snapped back are just going to be floating in some random spot in the vacuum of space where the earth was 5 years prior.

[BurtReynolds]

I'm sure Stark took all that into account when he made his "wish". He's very smart.

[B]

Imagine you were 35000 feet in the air on an airplane when the snap happened.

You’re fucked when you get snapped back.

Which brings up a good question. If you were on a plane during the snap, and didn't disappear, but your pilots did, so you died in the crash, do you get to come back after the second snap?

I feel like this was discussed by the directors, but I could be wrong. Only dusted people came back. If you died due to another person being dusted, that was considered natural causes, and you weren't brought back.

It get's worse. The earth is rotating and orbiting the sun, the solar system is orbiting around the center of the galaxy and the galaxy is moving through an ever expanding universe. ALL the people that got snapped back are just going to be floating in some random spot in the vacuum of space where the earth was 5 years prior.

Ah, the problem with all time travel movies! I'd say quantum physics fixed this.

[wease]

I'm sure Stark took all that into account when he made his "wish". He's very smart.

Banner, too.

[dimejinky99]

Imagine you were 35000 feet in the air on an airplane when the snap happened.

You’re fucked when you get snapped back.

Which brings up a good question. If you were on a plane during the snap, and didn't disappear, but your pilots did, so you died in the crash, do you get to come back after the second snap?

I feel like this was discussed by the directors, but I could be wrong. Only dusted people came back. If you died due to another person being dusted, that was considered natural causes, and you weren't brought back.

It get's worse. The earth is rotating and orbiting the sun, the solar system is orbiting around the center of the galaxy and the galaxy is moving through an ever expanding universe. ALL the people that got snapped back are just going to be floating in some random spot in the vacuum of space where the earth was 5 years prior.

Ah, the problem with all time travel movies! I'd say quantum physics fixed this.

bit fucking convenient

[B]

[B]

CGI in Endgame is pretty fucking good.

No way that you knew Cap's cowl was CGI.

Apparently they added it after test screenings b/c audiences couldn't track which Cap was which.

[Stickman]

[B]

[E.H. Ruddock]

Or you could just skip to that scene at midnight

[Rangi Guy]

Or just find something better to do to bring in the new year than watching Avengers