Anybody want a Corona?

[macphisto]

I, for one, am very much looking forward to the ceremonial walks in the following situations:
-Mask on walking thru front door of restaurant, immediately off at the table
-Mask on entering the football stadium, immediately off in my seat
-Mask on walking down the empty hallway to my office suite, immediately off after walking thru the door
-Etc.

Pritzkers mask mandate surely will work this time. The people that have worn masks throughout will continue and the people who have moved on with their lives will continue to give a shit less. SCIENCE

You know you can wear a mask AND get on with your life right ?

lol of course you can. covid broke his brain.

Nashville trip coming up fast!! You got any labor day plans? You going to do a jigsaw puzzle alone with a mask on?

Having the family down to the lake to hopefully take the new boat out.

We’ll all take covid tests prior to be safe, mainly since kids will be there.

Jesus Christ. I can’t even comprehend this level of hysterical fear.

[verb_to_trust]

I, for one, am very much looking forward to the ceremonial walks in the following situations:
-Mask on walking thru front door of restaurant, immediately off at the table
-Mask on entering the football stadium, immediately off in my seat
-Mask on walking down the empty hallway to my office suite, immediately off after walking thru the door
-Etc.

Pritzkers mask mandate surely will work this time. The people that have worn masks throughout will continue and the people who have moved on with their lives will continue to give a shit less. SCIENCE

You know you can wear a mask AND get on with your life right ?

lol of course you can. covid broke his brain.

Nashville trip coming up fast!! You got any labor day plans? You going to do a jigsaw puzzle alone with a mask on?

Having the family down to the lake to hopefully take the new boat out.

We’ll all take covid tests prior to be safe, mainly since kids will be there.

Jesus Christ. I can’t even comprehend this level of hysterical fear.

I hope the cabin has rubber sheets because there's obviously going to be a lot of bedwetting going on that weekend.

[spike]

please get a hold of yourselves

[macphisto]

One of you is going to get a false positive test and you’ll cancel the whole trip. Lol!

[macphisto]

I’m on vacation right now with several other families. Everyone is asleep and I just had a sneezing fit on the couch. I’m going to get in the car and drive three hours home. They’ll understand. It’s for their sAfEtY.

[spike]

why are you so triggered

i’m trying to keep you safe

[macphisto]

I’m just laughing at your fear while living my best life. Safety is an illusion. Always has been.

[Bammer]

I saw spike in my neighborhood today walking across the street alone with his mask on. I laughed. There are hysterically afraid spikes everywhere.

[macphisto]

I just coughed. Shit is getting serious. Should I dubs or trips masks while I drive home alone?

[spike]

i thought you pussies wanted normal again

[macphisto]

I’ve been back to normal for a year. You can be too. I believe in you.

[verb_to_trust]

Say three Hail Faucis and submerge yourself in hand sanitizer.

Masks be upon you my son

[macphisto]

Step 1: Quit jacking your dick raw to the fear porn on your TV.

[spike]

if everything’s normal, why are you guys busting my hump?

[macphisto]

BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL LIVING IN BIZARRO WORLD AND WE’RE TRYING TO BRING YOU BACK BRO.

[spike]

you’re one of those white people won’t get covid guys aren’t you

[verb_to_trust]

you’re one of those white people won’t get covid guys aren’t you

Lori Lightfoot quote?

[macphisto]

It’s always about race with you people.

[Bammer]

you’re one of those white people won’t get covid guys aren’t you

Cool and appropriate and totally logical race card play

[spike]

this is all very cool and appropriate and logical