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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 4:28 am
by macphisto
spike wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:spike wrote:Strat wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Bammer wrote:I, for one, am very much looking forward to the ceremonial walks in the following situations:
-Mask on walking thru front door of restaurant, immediately off at the table
-Mask on entering the football stadium, immediately off in my seat
-Mask on walking down the empty hallway to my office suite, immediately off after walking thru the door
-Etc.
Pritzkers mask mandate surely will work this time. The people that have worn masks throughout will continue and the people who have moved on with their lives will continue to give a shit less. SCIENCE
You know you can wear a mask AND get on with your life right ?
lol of course you can. covid broke his brain.
Nashville trip coming up fast!! You got any labor day plans? You going to do a jigsaw puzzle alone with a mask on?
Having the family down to the lake to hopefully take the new boat out.
We’ll all take covid tests prior to be safe, mainly since kids will be there.
Jesus Christ. I can’t even comprehend this level of hysterical fear.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 4:32 am
by verb_to_trust
macphisto wrote:spike wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:spike wrote:Strat wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Bammer wrote:I, for one, am very much looking forward to the ceremonial walks in the following situations:
-Mask on walking thru front door of restaurant, immediately off at the table
-Mask on entering the football stadium, immediately off in my seat
-Mask on walking down the empty hallway to my office suite, immediately off after walking thru the door
-Etc.
Pritzkers mask mandate surely will work this time. The people that have worn masks throughout will continue and the people who have moved on with their lives will continue to give a shit less. SCIENCE
You know you can wear a mask AND get on with your life right ?
lol of course you can. covid broke his brain.
Nashville trip coming up fast!! You got any labor day plans? You going to do a jigsaw puzzle alone with a mask on?
Having the family down to the lake to hopefully take the new boat out.
We’ll all take covid tests prior to be safe, mainly since kids will be there.
Jesus Christ. I can’t even comprehend this level of hysterical fear.
I hope the cabin has rubber sheets because there's obviously going to be a lot of bedwetting going on that weekend.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 4:38 am
by spike
please get a hold of yourselves
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 4:44 am
by macphisto
One of you is going to get a false positive test and you’ll cancel the whole trip. Lol!
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 4:48 am
by macphisto
I’m on vacation right now with several other families. Everyone is asleep and I just had a sneezing fit on the couch. I’m going to get in the car and drive three hours home. They’ll understand. It’s for their sAfEtY.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 4:51 am
by spike
why are you so triggered
i’m trying to keep you safe
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 4:53 am
by macphisto
I’m just laughing at your fear while living my best life. Safety is an illusion. Always has been.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 4:54 am
by Bammer
I saw spike in my neighborhood today walking across the street alone with his mask on. I laughed. There are hysterically afraid spikes everywhere.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 4:56 am
by macphisto
I just coughed. Shit is getting serious. Should I dubs or trips masks while I drive home alone?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:02 am
by spike
i thought you pussies wanted normal again
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:05 am
by macphisto
I’ve been back to normal for a year. You can be too. I believe in you.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:06 am
by verb_to_trust
Say three Hail Faucis and submerge yourself in hand sanitizer.
Masks be upon you my son
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:09 am
by macphisto
Step 1: Quit jacking your dick raw to the fear porn on your TV.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:09 am
by spike
if everything’s normal, why are you guys busting my hump?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:13 am
by macphisto
BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL LIVING IN BIZARRO WORLD AND WE’RE TRYING TO BRING YOU BACK BRO.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:18 am
by spike
you’re one of those white people won’t get covid guys aren’t you
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:21 am
by verb_to_trust
spike wrote:you’re one of those white people won’t get covid guys aren’t you
Lori Lightfoot quote?
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:21 am
by macphisto
It’s always about race with you people.
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:22 am
by Bammer
spike wrote:you’re one of those white people won’t get covid guys aren’t you
Cool and appropriate and totally logical race card play
Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri August 27, 2021 5:25 am
by spike
this is all very cool and appropriate and logical