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spike wrote:My wife sourced 48 lemon La Croix’s for me. You can’t get La Croix here, and it’s hard to even find lemon sparking water, so I’m chuffed. Been settling for lime for months.

Chuffed

Jorge wrote:Vibes are ejaculate

So. How about those kneecap guys eh?

Annoying all the right people.

we got hit with an incredibly powerful storm on monday (75 mph winds, hail, rain lightning) and despite some very healthy trees in my neighborhood being snapped like twigs there really wasnt much if any damage affecting me.

then yesterday two transformers blew up and caused fires on hill sides about 3 miles from my house and now no power since 430 yesterday

Peeps wrote:we got hit with an incredibly powerful storm on monday (75 mph winds, hail, rain lightning) and despite some very healthy trees in my neighborhood being snapped like twigs there really wasnt much if any damage affecting me.

then yesterday two transformers blew up and caused fires on hill sides about 3 miles from my house and now no power since 430 yesterday

It’s probably the same storm that blew my neighbor’s cock away.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

Peeps wrote:we got hit with an incredibly powerful storm on monday (75 mph winds, hail, rain lightning) and despite some very healthy trees in my neighborhood being snapped like twigs there really wasnt much if any damage affecting me.

then yesterday two transformers blew up and caused fires on hill sides about 3 miles from my house and now no power since 430 yesterday

It’s probably the same storm that blew my neighbor’s cock away.

hurricane chris

also had to take bogey to the vet for a swollen eye. eye drops it is

met with a surgeon to discuss hip replacement. my right leg is slightly shorter than the left. will hold off on surgery

nice morning

took a little bike ride

some road re-paving going on nearby, which will be great once finished, for the bikers like me

weather is finally nice

flowers are out, birds are chirping, trees have green leaves

safelite repair safelite replace day...ugh..we got pelted with gravel on the 5 coming home from Vancouver last week..they advertise that they'll come to you but apparently they won't..I have to trek down near the airport...good news is we are both getting massages at 4pm

nice weather

went into the pool for the first time this year

got the heater on took it up to 80

took a little bike ride up by the beach

neighbors out using their 1980s loud af riding mower, mowing their backyard of mostly dirt, so ducking out indoors until the dust bowl recedes

if i could go one week without hearing a bandsaw in the distance it would be a record

this is the sound of GDP

Note: I did not pee in the pool, as is customary in the United States

'we missed the mark'

'I will do better next time'

doug rr wrote:safelite repair safelite replace day...ugh..we got pelted with gravel on the 5 coming home from Vancouver last week..they advertise that they'll come to you but apparently they won't..I have to trek down near the airport...good news is we are both getting massages at 4pm

Ugh so annoying. Maybe don’t load your dump truck so high, dumbass.

Wow. Wow.

spike wrote:

doug rr wrote:safelite repair safelite replace day...ugh..we got pelted with gravel on the 5 coming home from Vancouver last week..they advertise that they'll come to you but apparently they won't..I have to trek down near the airport...good news is we are both getting massages at 4pm

Ugh so annoying. Maybe don’t load your dump truck so high, dumbass.

it was a shit show to start the day but it got better...it took 4 hours and we had some time to kill in a seattle neighborhood that we have never been to..went to a cool pub for pub food and a cocktail..turned out their was a sweet record store down the street as well..I ended up getting this..


and to make matters worse this morning, our building management f*cked up our lease extension and they put a giant green tag on the drivers side window of our car in the garage..one of those that you cant take off without a razor and liquid and elbow grease..I was so livid driving home from safelite and gave them and earful in the office..they removed it. they blamed it on some new employee to cover their ass...canada here we come in 2 weeks

Off putting album cover. Well done.

i got one of those stickers once when a moron thought i didnt pay for a monthly parking space and i had paid for

i was livid

they were like ‘just take it off with a razorblade and goo-gone’

i was like ‘are you gonna reimburse me for the razorblade scrapes on my window?’

they put it right in the middle of the rear windshield too so couldnt see out the back

whole thing made me late for work

should not be legal to put that on a person’s car

basically vandalism

My little niece is 2 years old today! And her sister 3 and a half. Boy my brother really wanted to be a father i guess

Anyway happy bday Mimi!!

happy bday Mimi

That’s awesome VG