Red Mosquito

washing machine wrote:You guys think they'll win it all next year?

no and your bar will shut down

and then it's straight into amateur porn -> AIDS for you my friend sorry in advance it was a good run

all bc of the stros

Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

washing machine wrote:Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

plug me in, 'stro bro

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washing machine wrote:Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

plug me in, 'stro bro

Bregman and The Boys Visit LSU

Bregman and the Boys tip a Waitress

Went to the game last night with my wife and right before first pitch the section attendant stepped on a ketchup packet and stained my wife’s Altuve jersey.

We didn’t make a big stink but the guest relations group still came to check on us and offered the possibility of getting her a new one, but the stained one was a certain limited edition from last year her dad got her as a gift and she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Then Altuve hit his 100th career home run. That ketchup stain ain’t going anywhere. I love baseball.

washing machine wrote:Went to the game last night with my wife and right before first pitch the section attendant stepped on a ketchup packet and stained my wife’s Altuve jersey.

The guest relations group came to check on us and offered the possibility of getting her a new one, but the stained one was a certain limited edition from last year her dad got her as a gift and she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Then Altuve hit his 100th career home run. That ketchup stain ain’t going anywhere. I love baseball.

was your wife laying on the ground next to the ketchup packet?

washing machine wrote:she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Didn't realize guest relations for the Houston Astros was run by the Ten Club.

cutuphalfdead wrote:

washing machine wrote:she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Didn't realize guest relations for the Houston Astros was run by the Ten Club.

I'm so glad I'm not a member and don't get this reference.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

washing machine wrote:Went to the game last night with my wife and right before first pitch the section attendant stepped on a ketchup packet and stained my wife’s Altuve jersey.

The guest relations group came to check on us and offered the possibility of getting her a new one, but the stained one was a certain limited edition from last year her dad got her as a gift and she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Then Altuve hit his 100th career home run. That ketchup stain ain’t going anywhere. I love baseball.

was your wife laying on the ground next to the ketchup packet?

She was sitting at the end of the row. Funnily enough I took the inside seat so that she would have more room to, yanno, not spill anything on her jersey.

The launch angle on that ketchup stream was quite impressive.

Just heard a commercial for a local Baptist church on the Astros flagship AM station. Ex-ace Craig Reynolds is the pastor.

will altuve make it to 3000 hits?

To say yes or no would be speculation.

no

i hope he does

washing machine wrote:

--- wrote:

washing machine wrote:Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

plug me in, 'stro bro

Bregman and The Boys Visit LSU

Bregman and the Boys tip a Waitress

God dammit that guy is a fucking dork and SI just ran like a 20 page article on his stupid youtube channel. Plus he shotguns beer like a pussy.

Also it’s funny to describe that Altuve jersey swap as a “claim”

altuve goes deep twice tonight...baller midget

Bammer, you should give the Bregman episode of Collin McHugh’s podcast a listen.

http://twelvesixpodcast.libsyn.com/alex ... ton-astros

washing machine wrote:Bammer, you should give the Bregman episode of Collin McHugh’s podcast a listen.

http://twelvesixpodcast.libsyn.com/alex ... ton-astros

Can you please summarize it for me?

Two more home runs for Altuve last night. Ketchup jersey karma.