Tha Mayonnaise Wars

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Anti-mayo
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man, what a day...

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Mustard?

A BLT is not a pastrami sandwich

A little mayo is the perfect accompaniment for a BLT
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
B wrote:
doug rr wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
anymore? why would you leave it off in the first place?
Correct. If you don't like mayo, than BLT is off the menu for you.
B = bacon
L = lettuce
T = tomato

the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Do you... do you eat BLT dry???
Of course not. You butter the toast.
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Jorge wrote:Mustard?

A BLT is not a pastrami sandwich
Neither is a ham or turkey sandwich, and a lot of people put mustard on those. Why does the bacon change the equation?
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Because of the science
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Science says mayonnaise is disgusting goo
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and let’s me honest, do you really want to trust something invented by the French?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:and let’s me honest, do you really want to trust something invented by the French?
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B wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:and let’s me honest, do you really want to trust something invented by the French?
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I love that stuff on a charred dog.
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That yellow mustard I get from Buffalo is better
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:That yellow mustard I get from Buffalo is better
I’m sure it is. But not all of us camp like you and Doug.
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mayonnaise to all living things.


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Insalata Russa (Russian Salad) or Italian Salad as we call it in Scandinavia.

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Great on sandwiches.
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B wrote:The whole thread agrees that Miracle Whip can choke on a dick, right?
oh of course
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That second pic is just cole slaw, Anders.
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Anders wrote:Insalata Russa (Russian Salad) or Italian Salad as we call it in Scandinavia.
What happened there
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Jorge wrote:
Anders wrote:Insalata Russa (Russian Salad) or Italian Salad as we call it in Scandinavia.
What happened there
A chef in Moscow made the first salad, from Italian ingredients, and called it Italian salad. In Italy it became a Russian salad.

Similar to Danish pastry. In many countries in Europe it’s called a Vienna Bread, including in Denmark. That’s because the first one was made by a chef from Vienna, for the Danish king.
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durdencommatyler wrote:That second pic is just cole slaw, Anders.
It’s actually a Norwegian picture of an «Italian salad».

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But yes, it’s similar to coleslaw. Usually a bit softer, milder, and chopped in smaller pieces. More carrots, and even ham.
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