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Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 9:38 pm
by washing machine
This thread is going so well right now.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 9:45 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 9:48 pm
by washing machine
By design.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 9:49 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 9:54 pm
by washing machine
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 10:22 pm
by CopperTom
This is the strangest thread in a long, long time.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 10:31 pm
by Jorge
MASSIVE EXPLOSION... the glass walls rattle...
CopperTom and Marla look -- OUT THE WINDOWS: a BUILDING EXPLODES; collapsing upon itself. Then, ANOTHER BUILDING IMPLODES into a massive cloud of dust. CopperTom and Marla are silhouetted against the SKYLINE. CopperTom looks to Marla, reaches to take her hand.
COPPERTOM
I'm sorry... This is the strangest thread in a long, long time.
ANOTHER BUILDING IMPLODES and COLLAPSES inward... and ANOTHER BUILDING... and ANOTHER...
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 12:07 am
by spike
CopperTom wrote:This is the strangest thread in a long, long time.
http://archive.theskyiscrape.com/viewto ... 9#p3395296
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 12:51 am
by washing machine
You’ve really been driving this theme home lately.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 2:07 am
by 96583UP
American History X
Durdencommatyler: ****, you just ****ed with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson in ****in' restaurant week. But you ****in' ***** never get the message. My boss's makeup artist ordered that lunch you mother****er! You ever deliver to a fireman? You come here and knock on my box office window? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now mother****er. Put your ****in' mouth on the curb.
Delivery man who works his ass off every day to make a meager but honest living: Come on man.
Durdencommatyler: Put it on the curb right now!
Theater worker that copes with being a closet-case through bouts of rage but is not durden: Durden, no!
Durdencommatyler: Now say good night.
[Crunch]
Durdencommatyler: OMG I feel totes horrible about killing that guy.
Durdencommatyler: water
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 2:14 am
by washing machine
I think we’re done here.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 2:20 am
by The Argonaut
durdencommatyler: Don't call me joey, Ash
The Argonaut: Oh, ok, Joe, sorry. I don't like being called Ash, btw.
The Argonaut: Here is a post where I call d,t by the name Joe
durdencommatyler: Here is a post where I talk about what a nice, considerate, caring, guy I am, Ash. Ash Ash Ash.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 2:25 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 2:32 am
by washing machine
I’d watch it.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:18 pm
by CopperTom
RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:36 pm
by epilogue
CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Who would you cast to play CopperTom?
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 8:51 pm
by CopperTom
durdencommatyler wrote:CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Who would you cast to play CopperTom?
Either Joey Chestnut or Abbi Jacobson
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 9:09 pm
by epilogue
CopperTom wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Who would you cast to play CopperTom?
Either Joey Chestnut or Abbi Jacobson
Please cast all the major roles.
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 10:34 pm
by CopperTom
durdencommatyler wrote:CopperTom wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Who would you cast to play CopperTom?
Either Joey Chestnut or Abbi Jacobson
Please cast all the major roles.
Dct = Aziz Anzari
Re: Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 10:38 pm
by CopperTom
CopperTom wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:CopperTom wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Who would you cast to play CopperTom?
Either Joey Chestnut or Abbi Jacobson
Please cast all the major roles.
Dct = Aziz Anzari
Verb = Harvey Weinstein
