The APOCALYPSE

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[Strat]

Elderly Woman Coughing and Wheezing In The Burned Out Ruins of her Small Town

Yeah that’s good

Stfu strat

Puns and memes should never take that long and you fucking know it.

[The Argonaut]

What if the smoke kills covid?

[simple schoolboy]

What if the smoke kills covid?

Naw, Nicotine kills Covid. It is known.

[Simple Torture]

[BurtReynolds]

It looks like The Mist outside. I've had a migraine most of the day.

[The Argonaut]

Flee, Burt

[BurtReynolds]

Flee, Burt

Too late for me. Save yourselves.

[The Argonaut]

Flee, Burt

Too late for me. Save yourselves.

Mazdas are pretty fast for an affordable Japanese car. It's not too late.

[BurtReynolds]

Flee, Burt

Too late for me. Save yourselves.

Mazdas are pretty fast for an affordable Japanese car. It's not too late.

Sold the Mazda last year. Not sure if my land whale car has enough fuel efficiency to make it to the borderlands, beyond the sea of ash.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Maybe Kyle Rittenhouse will come protect you

[verb_to_trust]

Just protest. Not even acts of nature are allowed to harm protestors.

[verb_to_trust]

But please, don't spend too much time out in the low quality air. Your mask will protect you from miniscule virus particles,but not smoke.

[Rob]

But please, don't spend too much time out in the low quality air. Your mask will protect you from miniscule virus particles,but not smoke.

Yea, it can reduce the chance that the guy next to you with Covid throws enough your way. Not going to help when caught in a forest fire.

[BurtReynolds]

I see people waiting in line outside of the Olive Garden, forced outside because of social distancing. I wonder what would kill them first: the smoke or the plague.

[BurtReynolds]

Or perhaps a rioter will simply beat them to death.

[verb_to_trust]

No doubt someone is splooging in the alfredo sauce for the cause.

[Self]

Burt being in Portland for all of this is no coincidence. It was his destiny.

[BurtReynolds]

It's good to be here at the end of all things. To see it first hand.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Olive garden is worse than any smoke or pandemic