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Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sat September 12, 2020 2:32 am
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sat September 12, 2020 2:34 am
by Strat
tragabigzanda wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Elderly Woman Coughing and Wheezing In The Burned Out Ruins of her Small Town
Yeah that’s good
Stfu strat
Puns and memes should never take that long and you fucking know it.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sat September 12, 2020 2:54 am
by The Argonaut
verb_to_trust wrote:What if the smoke kills covid?
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sat September 12, 2020 3:47 am
by simple schoolboy
The Argonaut wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:What if the smoke kills covid?
Naw, Nicotine kills Covid. It is known.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sat September 12, 2020 4:17 am
by Simple Torture
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 8:19 am
by BurtReynolds
It looks like The Mist outside. I've had a migraine most of the day.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 5:56 pm
by The Argonaut
Flee, Burt
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 7:02 pm
by BurtReynolds
The Argonaut wrote:Flee, Burt
Too late for me. Save yourselves.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 7:16 pm
by The Argonaut
BurtReynolds wrote:The Argonaut wrote:Flee, Burt
Too late for me. Save yourselves.
Mazdas are pretty fast for an affordable Japanese car. It's not too late.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 8:35 pm
by BurtReynolds
The Argonaut wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:The Argonaut wrote:Flee, Burt
Too late for me. Save yourselves.
Mazdas are pretty fast for an affordable Japanese car. It's not too late.
Sold the Mazda last year. Not sure if my land whale car has enough fuel efficiency to make it to the borderlands, beyond the sea of ash.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:07 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Maybe Kyle Rittenhouse will come protect you
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:22 pm
by verb_to_trust
Just protest. Not even acts of nature are allowed to harm protestors.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:26 pm
by verb_to_trust
But please, don't spend too much time out in the low quality air. Your mask will protect you from miniscule virus particles,but not smoke.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:40 pm
by Rob
verb_to_trust wrote:But please, don't spend too much time out in the low quality air. Your mask will protect you from miniscule virus particles,but not smoke.
Yea, it can reduce the chance that the guy next to you with Covid throws enough your way. Not going to help when caught in a forest fire.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:46 pm
by BurtReynolds
I see people waiting in line outside of the Olive Garden, forced outside because of social distancing. I wonder what would kill them first: the smoke or the plague.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:48 pm
by BurtReynolds
Or perhaps a rioter will simply beat them to death.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 9:51 pm
by verb_to_trust
No doubt someone is splooging in the alfredo sauce for the cause.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 10:08 pm
by Self
Burt being in Portland for all of this is no coincidence. It was his destiny.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 10:16 pm
by BurtReynolds
It's good to be here at the end of all things. To see it first hand.
Re: The APOCALYPSE
Posted: Sun September 13, 2020 10:44 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Olive garden is worse than any smoke or pandemic