Curbside versus Delivery

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bodysnatcher wrote:my neighbor got chips and soda from the gas station delivered to them recently
are your neighbors okay? were they inebriated?
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spike wrote:
dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:my neighbor got chips and soda from the gas station delivered to them recently
are your neighbors okay? were they inebriated?
I would have killed for this during my getting stoned to the bejesus nightly days.
That was most certainly the case
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my wife wanted birria from this one place on doordash, but they don't have much selection beyond that - and once she's zeroed in on birria there's no other option. so i ordered that for her, then ordered a burrito from a different place. felt kinda indulgent, but really just meant two driver tips instead of one.
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tragabigzanda wrote:I would never trust delivery for birria. It’s a sliding scale from “lukewarm birria with congealed cheese” to “who diarrhead in my to-go box”
Hence why I avoided it.
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Ugh my sweet n sour chicken came with no rice. So annoying cuz rice takes like 30 minutes to cook.
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spike wrote:Ugh my sweet n sour chicken came with no rice. So annoying cuz rice takes like 30 minutes to cook.
You're too good for minute rice?
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Your rice cooker is broken, homie. 15-20 tops.
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Yeah get a rice cooker
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tommy wrote:
spike wrote:Ugh my sweet n sour chicken came with no rice. So annoying cuz rice takes like 30 minutes to cook.
You're too good for minute rice?
Yes.
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Meh we had a rice cooker years ago, but it’s another gadget taking up valuable cupboard space. Rice is easy to make in a regular pot.
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If it's so easy then why are you bitching about it?
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We're trying to help you!
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When you get food delivered, you just toss it straight into the fridge for another time and cook a different meal, huh?
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i recommend keeping some of those 90-second wild grain rice bags from costco on standby
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spike wrote:When you get food delivered, you just toss it straight into the fridge for another time and cook a different meal, huh?
You say this like you expect us to eat the food immediately.
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Why would you put it in the fridge while waiting for your rice to cook? Good God, man.
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spike wrote:jesus christ
I bet he didn’t immediately refrigerate his food delivery.
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I hope the rat bastards who stiffed Spike on rice know how much pain and suffering they've caused.
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