Red Mosquito

dad wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:my neighbor got chips and soda from the gas station delivered to them recently

are your neighbors okay? were they inebriated?

I would have killed for this during my getting stoned to the bejesus nightly days.

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:my neighbor got chips and soda from the gas station delivered to them recently

are your neighbors okay? were they inebriated?

I would have killed for this during my getting stoned to the bejesus nightly days.

That was most certainly the case

my wife wanted birria from this one place on doordash, but they don't have much selection beyond that - and once she's zeroed in on birria there's no other option. so i ordered that for her, then ordered a burrito from a different place. felt kinda indulgent, but really just meant two driver tips instead of one.

tragabigzanda wrote:I would never trust delivery for birria. It’s a sliding scale from “lukewarm birria with congealed cheese” to “who diarrhead in my to-go box”

Hence why I avoided it.

Ugh my sweet n sour chicken came with no rice. So annoying cuz rice takes like 30 minutes to cook.

spike wrote:Ugh my sweet n sour chicken came with no rice. So annoying cuz rice takes like 30 minutes to cook.

You're too good for minute rice?

Your rice cooker is broken, homie. 15-20 tops.

Yeah get a rice cooker

tommy wrote:

spike wrote:Ugh my sweet n sour chicken came with no rice. So annoying cuz rice takes like 30 minutes to cook.

You're too good for minute rice?

Yes.

Meh we had a rice cooker years ago, but it’s another gadget taking up valuable cupboard space. Rice is easy to make in a regular pot.

If it's so easy then why are you bitching about it?

We're trying to help you!

When you get food delivered, you just toss it straight into the fridge for another time and cook a different meal, huh?

i recommend keeping some of those 90-second wild grain rice bags from costco on standby

spike wrote:When you get food delivered, you just toss it straight into the fridge for another time and cook a different meal, huh?

You say this like you expect us to eat the food immediately.

Why would you put it in the fridge while waiting for your rice to cook? Good God, man.

jesus christ

spike wrote:jesus christ

I bet he didn’t immediately refrigerate his food delivery.

I hope the rat bastards who stiffed Spike on rice know how much pain and suffering they've caused.