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Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Wed October 25, 2023 11:19 pm
by CopperTom
Why is there like 500 topics per page now? This is awful.

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Wed October 25, 2023 11:42 pm
by pepperwhiteMFC
It’s a cornucopia of possibility. Take your pick from all the variety you’ve now been offered. Give thanks, mother fucker.

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu October 26, 2023 2:15 am
by Higgs
CopperTom wrote:Why is there like 500 topics per page now? This is awful.
the "96583" part of 96583UP's username is a reference to the total number of threads he plans to have started by the time he departs RM in a blaze of homo-erotic fart noise.

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu October 26, 2023 8:55 am
by Higgs
On my dick.

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 1:22 pm
by spike
Image

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 1:50 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
:lol:

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 2:47 pm
by wease
Haha

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 3:56 pm
by Bammer
Bu$hloser

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 3:59 pm
by Bammer
Mind Your Mannerds

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 3:59 pm
by Bammer
Geekaton

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 4:53 pm
by spike
middle aged former frat boy still conflates nerdiness with loserdom

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 5:01 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 5:04 pm
by bodysnatcher
I dunno what bammer was getting at there, but christ

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 5:04 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
tragabigzanda wrote:
spike wrote:middle aged former frat boy still conflates nerdiness with loserdom
As a bonafide Pun King, I'm feeling attacked here
Image

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 6:19 pm
by wease
Bammer wrote:Bu$hloser
My god. This may be the worst one ever proffered.

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 8:18 pm
by Bammer
I just don’t think you guys understood it

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 9:00 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Bammer wrote:I just don’t think you guys understood it
Do you think the self-proclaimed Bonafide pun king trag understood it?

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Thu November 09, 2023 9:08 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Mon January 01, 2024 11:29 am
by Anders

Re: Things You Don't Understand . . .

Posted: Mon January 01, 2024 3:14 pm
by spike
The world will bend to our will eventually.