Red Mosquito

Posted: **Wed November 02, 2022 9:54 pm**

spike wrote:You guys must be loud poopers. Is it the farting or the grunting?

for me, it's the initial launch. i'm not one to grunt.

Posted: **Wed November 02, 2022 9:55 pm**

dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:growing up my dad would always poop in the morning with the door open..he would read the sports page while doing so...one day while he was pooping he wrote an opinion letter to the denver post about what to name the potential mlb team that might come to denver...the article was posted but we didn't get a team..
what was his suggestion?

i kid you not..the denver diamonds because it had a nice ring to it..i believe that was the title to it

Posted: **Wed November 02, 2022 9:55 pm**

Leave us alone.

Posted: **Wed November 02, 2022 9:56 pm**

dad wrote:
spike wrote:You guys must be loud poopers. Is it the farting or the grunting?
for me, it's the initial launch. i'm not one to grunt.

I put a little toilet paper in the bowl to mitigate this (more because of the splash than sound)

Posted: **Wed November 02, 2022 9:58 pm**

JuanHamm wrote:
dad wrote:
spike wrote:You guys must be loud poopers. Is it the farting or the grunting?
for me, it's the initial launch. i'm not one to grunt.
I put a little toilet paper in the bowl to mitigate this (more because of the splash, than sound)

this seems wasteful, tom.

Posted: **Wed November 02, 2022 10:04 pm**

dad wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
dad wrote:
spike wrote:You guys must be loud poopers. Is it the farting or the grunting?
for me, it's the initial launch. i'm not one to grunt.
I put a little toilet paper in the bowl to mitigate this (more because of the splash, than sound)
this seems wasteful, tom.

Everyone kicks things off with the release of air. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Posted: **Wed November 02, 2022 11:57 pm**

Do you have woods behind your house? From now on maybe you should just stop using your indoor bathrooms altogether to avoid situations like this in the future

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 12:02 am**

our house backs up to an open field. it used to be a pipe yard. i can't go there.

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 12:08 am**

How attractive is this cleaning lady

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 12:25 am**

not. also, she's basically a kid, like 18 or something.

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 1:41 am**

You could just not eat anything for 48 hours before her visits

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 1:53 am**

If my man would just go back to oatmeal, maybe his bowel movements would be a little more predictable

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 1:56 am**

dad wrote:not. also, she's basically a kid, like 18 or something.

IN

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 1:56 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:not. also, she's basically a kid, like 18 or something.
IN

i'll let her know you're interested.

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 2:37 pm**

dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:not. also, she's basically a kid, like 18 or something.
IN
i'll let her know you're interested.

Make sure you mention his 35k posts

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 2:41 pm**

Lenny, would you rather this maid maybe be aware that you're pooping or force her to smell your poop?

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 2:44 pm**

lenny will need a home to poop in first and foremost, tom.

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 4:47 pm**

dad wrote:lenny will need a home to poop in first and foremost, tom.

Oh we will take the first bedroom and become one in your house.

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 4:51 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:lenny will need a home to poop in first and foremost, tom.
Oh we will take the first bedroom and become one in your house.

okay, that's fine. she wants to know if you're okay with an occasional pegging.

Posted: **Thu November 03, 2022 4:54 pm**

dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:lenny will need a home to poop in first and foremost, tom.
Oh we will take the first bedroom and become one in your house.
okay, that's fine. she wants to know if you're okay with an occasional pegging.

Oh her name is Peggy? Not wild about that tbh

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