The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

[bart]

What was his nickname

[spike]

You’ve come to the right place. After that Mariners pun debacle, it’s clear your judgement is highly impaired.

[Bammer]

What was his nickname

Forgot. I pitched that thing so fkn fast. Wease pay attention.

[daft twat]

Ruddo’s scenario is more understandable than twat’s.

This is some bullshit right here.

[wease]

Hey wease what should I do with this resume’ that just came in?
- Says he only wants a job for about a year until law school starts
- About 30 years old based on school dates given
- Discloses his high school nickname
- Indicates he is married, expecting baby, and states how many siblings he has
- Namedrops both his dad and his grandpa
- Has been to (Jeff Ament’s hometown of) Havre, MT

Toss it in the garbage. Why hire someone knowing you’ll have to go thru the process all over again to replace them?

Also, way too much irrelevant personal information that has nothing to do with anything job-related.

[Bammer]

Hey wease what should I do with this resume’ that just came in?
- Says he only wants a job for about a year until law school starts
- About 30 years old based on school dates given
- Discloses his high school nickname
- Indicates he is married, expecting baby, and states how many siblings he has
- Namedrops both his dad and his grandpa
- Has been to (Jeff Ament’s hometown of) Havre, MT

Toss it in the garbage. Why hire someone knowing you’ll have to go thru the process all over again to replace them?

Also, way too much irrelevant personal information that has nothing to do with anything job-related.

Thanks for the advice, chud!

[verb_to_trust]

Hey wease what should I do with this resume’ that just came in?
- Says he only wants a job for about a year until law school starts
- About 30 years old based on school dates given
- Discloses his high school nickname
- Indicates he is married, expecting baby, and states how many siblings he has
- Namedrops both his dad and his grandpa
- Has been to (Jeff Ament’s hometown of) Havre, MT

Toss it in the garbage. Why hire someone knowing you’ll have to go thru the process all over again to replace them?

Also, way too much irrelevant personal information that has nothing to do with anything job-related.

Any info on what social justice issues they support?

[wease]

Hey wease what should I do with this resume’ that just came in?
- Says he only wants a job for about a year until law school starts
- About 30 years old based on school dates given
- Discloses his high school nickname
- Indicates he is married, expecting baby, and states how many siblings he has
- Namedrops both his dad and his grandpa
- Has been to (Jeff Ament’s hometown of) Havre, MT

Toss it in the garbage. Why hire someone knowing you’ll have to go thru the process all over again to replace them?

Also, way too much irrelevant personal information that has nothing to do with anything job-related.

Thanks for the advice, chud!

You asked what I would do with it. If you don’t want me to answer, don’t ask.

[Bammer]

Hey wease what should I do with this resume’ that just came in?
- Says he only wants a job for about a year until law school starts
- About 30 years old based on school dates given
- Discloses his high school nickname
- Indicates he is married, expecting baby, and states how many siblings he has
- Namedrops both his dad and his grandpa
- Has been to (Jeff Ament’s hometown of) Havre, MT

Toss it in the garbage. Why hire someone knowing you’ll have to go thru the process all over again to replace them?

Also, way too much irrelevant personal information that has nothing to do with anything job-related.

Thanks for the advice, chud!

You asked what I would do with it. If you don’t want me to answer, don’t ask.

I don’t think you know the bammer account very well

[wease]

Hey wease what should I do with this resume’ that just came in?
- Says he only wants a job for about a year until law school starts
- About 30 years old based on school dates given
- Discloses his high school nickname
- Indicates he is married, expecting baby, and states how many siblings he has
- Namedrops both his dad and his grandpa
- Has been to (Jeff Ament’s hometown of) Havre, MT

Toss it in the garbage. Why hire someone knowing you’ll have to go thru the process all over again to replace them?

Also, way too much irrelevant personal information that has nothing to do with anything job-related.

Thanks for the advice, chud!

You asked what I would do with it. If you don’t want me to answer, don’t ask.

I don’t think you know the bammer account very well

Oh, I understand it. I just refuse to play along with the patronizing and condescension.

[Bammer]

Hey wease what should I do with this resume’ that just came in?
- Says he only wants a job for about a year until law school starts
- About 30 years old based on school dates given
- Discloses his high school nickname
- Indicates he is married, expecting baby, and states how many siblings he has
- Namedrops both his dad and his grandpa
- Has been to (Jeff Ament’s hometown of) Havre, MT

Toss it in the garbage. Why hire someone knowing you’ll have to go thru the process all over again to replace them?

Also, way too much irrelevant personal information that has nothing to do with anything job-related.

Thanks for the advice, chud!

You asked what I would do with it. If you don’t want me to answer, don’t ask.

I don’t think you know the bammer account very well

Oh, I understand it. I just refuse to play along with the patronizing and condescension.

My man

[BurtReynolds]

Gonna need to take a mental health day to deal with the anguish of today's current events. The good ole Slack channels are having a meltdown (as usual).

[Peeps]

not sure if it is a treat or a punishment but going to the bucco's game thursday night courtesy of work.

[Bammer]

not sure if it is a treat or a punishment but going to the bucco's game thursday night courtesy of work.

I really avoid night games during the week anymore. Get home too late!

#old

[tree_]

leave at half time

[Peeps]

its about a 45 min trip home. if i leave at the 7th inning probably closer to 30 minutes

[bart]

Peeps I thought you were a philly person

[LetMeSleep]

Went back to my old job for a casual shift on Saturday. Man, there was so much whingeing and carry on about everything. So comforting to not give a crap about any of it.

Guess I'll do a shift every month or season.

[BurtReynolds]

Not sure art direction is for me. I just want to fix it myself, but that takes hours.

[Peeps]

Peeps I thought you were a philly person

That’s jimmymac

I’m on the west side of the state