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Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 24, 2022 1:37 pm
by B
I am obsessed with this slide and this song.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 24, 2022 2:00 pm
by spike
Tired of hearing about that slide.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 24, 2022 2:04 pm
by B
Maybe you're just tired of life, Spike.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 24, 2022 2:05 pm
by spike
Maybe.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 1:36 pm
by BurtReynolds

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 2:34 pm
by spike
Tennessee: home of wease. Imagine if it’d been mayo.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 5:06 pm
by Jorge

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 5:28 pm
by Bi_3
Jorge wrote:
That's like an entire summer's worth stuff.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 5:32 pm
by BurtReynolds
Bi_3 wrote:
Jorge wrote:
That's like an entire summer's worth stuff.
just a typical day in the life.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 5:39 pm
by Chris_H_2
he consumes 17,547 calories and spends $3,453 a day.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 5:44 pm
by BurtReynolds
That's a spoof video, but the "real" ones are pretty obnoxious.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 5:48 pm
by Jorge
Yeah it's a parody. I guess it doesn't work if you haven't seen that video format, but it's still pretty funny that he goes to the Museum of Ice Cream three times in a single day

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 5:55 pm
by dad
i loved the marg towers and the bit at the end about "my wife and husband."

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed August 31, 2022 7:38 pm
by B
Chris_H_2 wrote:he consumes 17,547 calories and spends $3,453 a day.
He also woke up on 3 different Sundays.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri September 02, 2022 10:50 pm
by Bi_3

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri September 02, 2022 10:59 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri September 02, 2022 11:56 pm
by spike
Bi_3 wrote:
:shock:

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat September 03, 2022 12:04 am
by spike
Boss in a beige crew neck sweater is too far.

Hopefully the sleeves are cut off or something.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat September 03, 2022 12:32 am
by Chris_H_2
How is he going to write the same song about a factory worker in Jersey down on his luck dressed like that?

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat September 03, 2022 1:10 am
by BurtReynolds