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Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon June 06, 2022 2:31 am
by E.H. Ruddock
spike wrote:
wease wrote:If a milk shake is so thick you have to eat it with a spoon, is it still a milk shake?
THICKSHAKE
*milccshake

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon June 06, 2022 2:34 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon June 06, 2022 3:02 am
by Jorge
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Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon June 06, 2022 4:36 am
by knee tunes
tragabigzanda wrote:i interrupted my future wife constantly when we first started dating. One time, in the company of other people, she said very jovially "hey! let ME talk!" It was so cute, and very kind, and it basically corrected me of the habit on the spot.
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Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu June 09, 2022 1:55 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Does anyone set their alarm for anything other than five minute increments? Have you ever set an alarm for say, 6:37 am?

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu June 09, 2022 2:04 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu June 09, 2022 2:11 am
by spike
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Does anyone set their alarm for anything other than five minute increments? Have you ever set an alarm for say, 6:37 am?
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Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu June 09, 2022 2:12 am
by bodysnatcher
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Does anyone set their alarm for anything other than five minute increments? Have you ever set an alarm for say, 6:37 am?
I do this. Current alarm set to 7:32

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu June 09, 2022 2:16 am
by Jorge
I think I only do half-hour increments. I don't remember ever setting it to 7:35 or 7:37 or anything like that. It's either 7 or 7:30.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu June 09, 2022 2:17 am
by Jorge
I also don't set 5+ alarms like I've seen people talk about doing

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu June 09, 2022 2:27 am
by daft twat
5 minute increments is all I use. I am a 5 a.m. guy for work. Tonight, I am setting the alarm for the last time until late August. Teaching can be rough, but summer is incredible.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu June 09, 2022 2:31 am
by bodysnatcher
The snooze button on my clock radio as a teenager was 7 minutes. So I would set my alarm for 6:53 so I could hit it once and wake up at 7:00. Just stuck with me I suppose.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu June 09, 2022 2:41 am
by Bammer
wease wrote:If a milk shake is so thick you have to eat it with a spoon, is it still a milk shake?
Yes

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Fri June 10, 2022 2:03 am
by macphisto
I often see regular looking dudes with fat orca wives and think to myself, “Man, he must hate his life.” Are any of you in that situation? Do you hate your life?

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Fri June 10, 2022 2:22 am
by Jorge
macphisto wrote:I often see regular looking dudes with fat orca wives and think to myself, “Man, he must hate his life.” Are any of you in that situation? Do you hate your life?
I'm pretty embarrassed to post on the same message board as you, if that counts

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Fri June 10, 2022 2:49 am
by Ello Sailor
Why orca? Wouldn't beluga be more fitting here?

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Fri June 10, 2022 3:02 am
by E.H. Ruddock
macphisto wrote:I often see regular looking dudes with fat orca wives and think to myself, “Man, he must hate his life.” Are any of you in that situation? Do you hate your life?
I’m sure those dudes have their AR-15’s to protect them from all of the black people shooting at them so they probably aren’t completely miserable

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Fri June 10, 2022 3:23 am
by macphisto
Jorge wrote:
macphisto wrote:I often see regular looking dudes with fat orca wives and think to myself, “Man, he must hate his life.” Are any of you in that situation? Do you hate your life?
I'm pretty embarrassed to post on the same message board as you, if that counts
It doesn’t, but thanks for weighing in.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Fri June 10, 2022 3:25 am
by macphisto
Ello Sailor wrote:Why orca? Wouldn't beluga be more fitting here?
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Re: Ask RM

Posted: Fri June 10, 2022 3:27 am
by BurtReynolds
Haven't used an alarm clock in 7 or 8 years.