Red Mosquito

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B wrote:Star Wars movies or Bernie memes?

Bernie memes

How/why was there a large creature living in a trash compactor?

Why do alligators live in sewers?

Biff Pocoroba wrote:How/why was there a large creature living in a trash compactor?

Kind of like a compost pile?

Let's talk about how the Force might not be real in this movie.

Where does Obi wan go?

I could ask you where David Copperfield goes, B.

where the fuck is dime

I guess getting hit with a plasma beam could cause a body to vaporize. I have heard that lightsaber strikes wouldn't be clean cuts, they'd make your blood instantly boil and explode around the point of impact.

Can’t leave you guys alone for a minute

dimejinky99 wrote:Can’t leave you guys alone for a minute

B wrote:I guess getting hit with a plasma beam could cause a body to vaporize. I have heard that lightsaber strikes wouldn't be clean cuts, they'd make your blood instantly boil and explode around the point of impact.

A simpler explanation is that known con-man Obi Wan Kenobi could have set up a series of mirrors to make himself scarce to avoid prosecution for the murder of the Lars family.

Oh, I thought we were talking about "there's no proof of the Force" in ANH. You're talking about "the Force is a scam cooked up by Obi-Wan"??

Found it, by the way!

B wrote:Oh, I thought we were talking about "there's no proof of the Force" in ANH. You're talking about "the Force is a scam cooked up by Obi-Wan"??

I mean, Obi Wan is part of the con, but so is Darth Vader.

Oh yeah .... the "Force" choking.

Poisoning?

B wrote:Oh yeah .... the "Force" choking.

Poisoning?

Or hypnosis. Power of suggestion. That sort of thing.

«In the original May 1977 release of Star Wars, the opening crawl did not feature an Episode number or the subtitle “A New Hope.” Those would be added with the film's April 10, 1981, theatrical re-release.»

Fuckin Anders. I liked where that was going.