Red Mosquito

59 whole deaths? Jesus, shut down schools forever.

Shrugging off child deaths. Always a great take.

2:05pm

Atlanta, GA

Used a public urinal

Can the foul pestilence enter through the pee hole? Obviously, I had to remove the condom I was wearing long enough to pee.

I march on

spike wrote:Shrugging off child deaths. Always a great take.

Hmm... yes you're right of course. Let me act very solemn and contrite. As long as one child somewhere dies, no one should go outside. We have to protect the children. I defer to your benevolent and wise rule. I throw myself at your glorious feet.

BurtReynolds wrote:

spike wrote:Shrugging off child deaths. Always a great take.

Hmm... yes you're right of course. Let me act very solemn and contrite. As long as one child somewhere dies, no one should go outside. We have to protect the children. I defer to your benevolent and wise rule. I throw myself at your glorious feet.

I’m just saying we could do better.

verb_to_trust wrote:2:05pm

Atlanta, GA

Used a public urinal

Can the foul pestilence enter through the pee hole? Obviously, I had to remove the condom I was wearing long enough to pee.

I march on

Hilarious. Please keep posting these updates.

Verb incredibly thirsty for us to know he’s on vacation

i'd want to document eating cheezit and using the airport urinal on vacation. peak travel writing.

i'd recommend rating the restrooms to inform future travelers, but this is verbs journey.

3:12p

Nashville, TN

Does anyone know where the nearest covid testing center is?

End

further evidence covid broke his brain

Have a laugh

Stickman wrote:

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Been hearing about the horrors of horse dewormer all day because of a near-evidence free Rolling Stone article making the rounds, and of course like clockwork...

maybe the hospital’s administration is lying

better drive there to get eyes on it burt

I think the bigger story here is that Rolling Stone is still around

spike wrote:maybe the hospital’s administration is lying

better drive there to get eyes on it burt

The medical group is lying, not a stooge the media dug up for some clicks?

Sure Jan

vacation seems cool.

I'm sure they'll correct the article in a couple of days, after it's narrative impact is already long established of course.