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Re: Admit Something
Posted: Thu January 02, 2025 1:23 am
by Dev
Jorge wrote:epilogue wrote:I'm researching assisted suicide.
Might just be legal in NYC. That's good to know.
Those Dev threads really got to you
Bullshit! If anything this is on you!
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sat January 04, 2025 10:39 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sat January 04, 2025 10:40 pm
by tommy
tragabigzanda wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:My dad has begun wearing a toupee and it's breaking my brain.
The PR rollout around this has been to the effect of “I’m doing it for myself because I like how it makes me feel.” So I assume we’ll soon be at the precipice of soliciting opinions. Not sure we have the relational foundation to endure that phase.
I'm on your dad's team here. YOLO!
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sat January 04, 2025 10:45 pm
by Jorge
Yeah, me too. Unless it actually looks really bad. If that's the case I would offer advice on picking a different one
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sat January 04, 2025 11:29 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Trag's future looks bright
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sat January 04, 2025 11:50 pm
by 96583UP
i'm only on board with this, if the toupee looks bad
if it looks good, count me out
and does your dad also have a mustache?
please say yes
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:26 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:29 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Just post his picture
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:31 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:37 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
That doesn't seem right.
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:38 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I think this is him

Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:40 am
by dad
I can’t tell them apart.
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:43 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:I can’t tell them apart.
That's because all you look at are their crotches.
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:50 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:I can’t tell them apart.
That's because all you look at are their crotches.
gaze with me, bro.
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:52 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:I can’t tell them apart.
That's because all you look at are their crotches.
gaze with me, bro.
I like women not dudes give me your wife or one of her attractive coworkers not the one with the ps5 though please
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:58 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:I can’t tell them apart.
That's because all you look at are their crotches.
gaze with me, bro.
I like women not dudes give me your wife or one of her attractive coworkers not the one with the ps5 though please
Would you take a neighbor, and a sega genesis?
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 12:58 am
by 96583UP
tragabigzanda wrote:96583UP wrote:i'm only on board with this, if the toupee looks bad
if it looks good, count me out
and does your dad also have a mustache?
please say yes
No facial hair, which is especially frustrating because he can grow an amazing beard. I wish he’d just do that to broadcast his masculinity and vitality, instead of this false monstrosity.
he should try a combover
with a very long fu manchu
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 1:07 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:dad wrote:I can’t tell them apart.
That's because all you look at are their crotches.
gaze with me, bro.
I like women not dudes give me your wife or one of her attractive coworkers not the one with the ps5 though please
Would you take a neighbor, and a sega genesis?
Oh heavens yes
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 4:15 pm
by bodysnatcher
Has anyone with a full head of hair ever added to it with a toupee? Could be a new move.
Re: Admit Something
Posted: Sun January 05, 2025 9:47 pm
by spike
Trag is it a full head of hair toupee, or just a top one that blends questionably with the hair on the sides of his head?