Red Mosquito

cutuphalfdead wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

spike wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

spike wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

spike wrote:i knew you'd eventually cave and do all the stats, chud. thanks for all you do.

Thankfully a solid majority of people kept their own stats, I only had to pick up the slack for a few of you.

Well considering a third of the league is me and you anyway.

you should keep all the stats next time

Ive got 2 kids and a puppy. 3 teams is already really pushing it.

and a full time job. maybe we could set up an HSA for chud and contribute in exchange for stat tracking?

pfft. the guy who wont even do leaderboards based on accepted standards and thinks halves are 30/24?

I specifically made sure your platoon pussies didn't get left out this time.

If they dont meet the guidelines, then they SHOULD be left out.

@SkitchP wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

spike wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

spike wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

spike wrote:i knew you'd eventually cave and do all the stats, chud. thanks for all you do.

Thankfully a solid majority of people kept their own stats, I only had to pick up the slack for a few of you.

Well considering a third of the league is me and you anyway.

you should keep all the stats next time

Ive got 2 kids and a puppy. 3 teams is already really pushing it.

and a full time job. maybe we could set up an HSA for chud and contribute in exchange for stat tracking?

pfft. the guy who wont even do leaderboards based on accepted standards and thinks halves are 30/24?

I specifically made sure your platoon pussies didn't get left out this time.

If they dont meet the guidelines, then they SHOULD be left out.

God I hate you so much.

@SkitchP wrote:

spike wrote: i mean, obviously he'd have to adhere to any strict guidelines we'd put forth.

He can't even respect a city easement, sidewalk or front porch as guidelines.

exactly, he needs the structure and discipline only our corporation's leadership can provide. he possesses so much squandered potential.

cutuphalfdead wrote: God I hate you so much.

that hurts chudwick

Giants vs. Diamondbacks

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

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Giants 2, Diamondbacks 0
W - Keefe, L - Webb

Giants 13, Diamondbacks 1
W - Mathewson, L - Haren
HR - Hornsby, Bonds, Aurilia

Cubs vs. Expos/Nationals

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

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Cubs 12, Expos/Nationals 8
W - Arrieta, L - Storen
HR - Carter, Banks, Wilson, Hartnett 3, Lee

Cubs 6, Expos/Nationals 3
W - Ellsworth, L - Gonzalez, S - Sutter
HR - Williams

Marlins vs. Braves

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

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Marlins 9, Braves 8
W - Harvey, L - Venters, S - Benitez
HR - Logan, Floyd

Braves 6, Marlins 4
W - Maddux, L - Fernandez, S - Smoltz
HR - Floyd, Rodriguez, Mathews

Dodgers vs. Cardinals

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

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Dodgers 5, Cardinals 4
W - Koufax, L - Gibson, S - Gagne
HR - Torre

Cardinals 4, Dodgers 3
W - Brecheen, L - Sutton, S - Sutter

Phillies vs. Astros

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

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Phillies 7, Astros 5
W - McQuillan, L - Oswalt, S - Wagner
HR - Daulton

Astros 3, Phillies 2
W - Keuchel, L - Hamels, S - Wagner
HR - Delahanty

Tigers vs. Mariners

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

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Tigers 4, Mariners 3
W - Zumaya, L - Caudill
HR - Kaline 2, Guillen

Mariners 8, Tigers 7
W - Sasaki, L - Valverde
HR - Martinez

Blue Jays vs. Twins

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Twins 9, Blue Jays 2
W - Blyeleven, L - Halladay
HR - Olerud, Killebrew

Twins 6, Blue Jays 4
W - Viola, L - Key
HR - Delgado

Rays vs. White Sox

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

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White Sox 12, Rays 1
W - Lyons, L - Kazmir
HR - Belle

White Sox 10, Rays 0
W - Cicotte, L - Price
HR - Jackson, Melton

Orioles vs. Red Sox

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

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Orioles 6, Red Sox 4
W - Olson, L - Uehara
HR - Anderson, Davis, Robinson, McNally, Yastrzemski, Varitek

Orioles 9, Red Sox 6
W - Dobson, L - Lowe, S - Johnson
HR - Ramirez, Alomar, Davis, Robinson

Athletics vs. Brewers

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

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Athletics 7, Brewers 0
W - Grove, L - Higuera
HR - Henderson, Foxx 2, McGwire

Athletics 9, Brewers 3
W - Gray, L - Vuckovich
HR - Yount, Lezcano, Lajoie

STANDINGS

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AMERICAN LEAGUE
Athletics 34-18*
Red Sox 32-20*
White Sox 32-20*
Tigers 30-22
Blue Jays 28-24
Twins 26-26
Orioles 25-27
Mariners 22-30
Rays 18-34
Brewers 13-39

NATIONAL LEAGUE
Giants 37-15**
Cardinals 33-19*
Cubs 30-22*
Astros 28-24
Dodgers 27-25
Braves 24-28
Marlins 22-30
Expos/Nationals 21-31
Diamondbacks 21-31
Phillies 17-35

** - Clinched Regular Season Title
* - Cliched Playoff Spot

"Nope."

Stats updated.

Also reset the Giants lineup back to my main lineup since they'll be facing the dodgers.

Tigers Notes:
If the Tiger clinch a playoff spot in game 53 (with a win or blue jays loss), I want McClain Pitching game 54.

and the following lineup

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1. Heilman LF
2. Gehringer 2B
3. Granderson CF
4. Cash RF
5. Avila C
6. York 1B
7. Polanco 3B
8. Trammell SS

If not, just go with the my regular lineup.

changing my lineup again. i can't live without my spirit animal paul molitor starting.

1 Paul Molitor 2B
2 Jonathan Lucroy C
3 Cecil Cooper LF
4 Ryan Braun 3B
5 Sixto Lezcano RF
6 Prince Fielder 1B
7 Gorman Thomas CF
8 Robin Yount SS

Ugh. I still can't figure out why Clemens/Halladay/Stieb are all so terrible.

philpritchard wrote:Ugh. I still can't figure out why Clemens/Halladay/Stieb are all so terrible.

because whatif is a terrible simulator.

Can I go with Scott and Clemens as my starters for HOU tomorrow?

spike wrote:

philpritchard wrote:Ugh. I still can't figure out why Clemens/Halladay/Stieb are all so terrible.

because whatif is a terrible simulator.

I mean, it's not like we're putting these elite pitchers up against every day lineups. Everyone has fielded a really strong all star team.

Gabby Hartnett with his second 3 HR game in the last 10 games. Possible second half MVP.

TBAMTS wrote:Gabby Hartnett with his second 3 HR game in the last 10 games. Possible second half MVP.

Half or 24 games? I always mix those up.

@SkitchP wrote:

TBAMTS wrote:Gabby Hartnett with his second 3 HR game in the last 10 games. Possible second half MVP.

Half or 24 games? I always mix those up.

I will fucking gut you.

Did the O's just take 2 from the sawx?

spike wrote:

philpritchard wrote:Ugh. I still can't figure out why Clemens/Halladay/Stieb are all so terrible.

because whatif is a terrible simulator.

We should have a Doormat Series between our two teams when the season wraps up.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Did the O's just take 2 from the sawx?

:/

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Did the O's just take 2 from the sawx?

Hey, if both teams repeat those results tomorrow, I get a playoff game against the Tigers!

Back to .500 baby!