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Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 12:48 am
by 96583UP
but they are pinchy not stingy
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 12:55 am
by bodysnatcher
96583UP wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:*sigh* I love going on a nice neighborhood walk at dusk. Strolling down the sidewalk at a brisk pace to get your heart rate up after being stuck at work all day. Enjoying the fading light and the nice purples and oranges in the sky. When suddenly you pass some crazy homeless dude, yelling at you, calling you a "p*ssy ass bitch f*ggot motherfucker" for no reason other than simply existing in that moment. Life is truly beautiful.
glad he didn't stab you
I dunno, wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow, I guess
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 12:56 am
by Ello Sailor
96583UP wrote:i like it cold
keeps the weird stingy things away
Cold is fine if the air is warm. If it's cold in and out then you just end up a blue-lipped mess. Which is also how I would describe yer mammy's clunge.
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Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 1:00 am
by BurtReynolds
bodysnatcher wrote:*sigh* I love going on a nice neighborhood walk at dusk. Strolling down the sidewalk at a brisk pace to get your heart rate up after being stuck at work all day. Enjoying the fading light and the nice purples and oranges in the sky. When suddenly you pass some crazy homeless dude, yelling at you, calling you a "p*ssy ass bitch f*ggot motherfucker" for no reason other than simply existing in that moment. Life is truly beautiful.
On my walk, a guy at the train stop offered to give me head a couple days ago. I had to decline.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 1:04 am
by 96583UP
wow. i might need to start commuting again
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 1:06 am
by 96583UP
Ello Sailor wrote:96583UP wrote:i like it cold
keeps the weird stingy things away
Cold is fine if the air is warm. If it's cold in and out then you just end up a blue-lipped mess. Which is also how I would describe yer mammy's clunge.
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yes fo' sho
if you are going into cold water while the air is also cold you need to cut your balls off and feed them to yourself and then poo them out and eat them again because you are that stupid
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Tue September 30, 2025 1:14 am
by Ello Sailor
Daym
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Thu October 02, 2025 1:42 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
bodysnatcher wrote:96583UP wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:*sigh* I love going on a nice neighborhood walk at dusk. Strolling down the sidewalk at a brisk pace to get your heart rate up after being stuck at work all day. Enjoying the fading light and the nice purples and oranges in the sky. When suddenly you pass some crazy homeless dude, yelling at you, calling you a "p*ssy ass bitch f*ggot motherfucker" for no reason other than simply existing in that moment. Life is truly beautiful.
glad he didn't stab you
I dunno, wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow, I guess
I can stab you, if you like.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 4:41 pm
by The Argonaut
A couple days ago, my dad gave me $80 in cash for something I put on my credit card for him and I slipped it into my pocket but it has now vanished. Kind of annoying. If I ever find that money I am going to do something crazy with it
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 4:42 pm
by Jorge
Like what? What kind of something crazy?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 5:13 pm
by Self
You could send it to me. That'd be crazy.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 7:52 pm
by The Argonaut
Eat lunch out for a week or maybe buy a nice bottle of tequila
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 9:04 pm
by 96583UP
$70 worth of corona + hot dogs & buns would be my call
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 9:13 pm
by doug rr
or Guinness with loads of extra buttered mashed potatoes..apparently argo needs to gain weight
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 9:28 pm
by Self
eating lunch out for a week is crazy
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 11:09 pm
by doug rr
Self wrote:eating lunch out for a week is crazy
that sounds like a goal people should shoot for
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 11:36 pm
by 96583UP
doug rr wrote:or Guinness with loads of extra buttered mashed potatoes..apparently argo needs to gain weight
what a luxury that must be
to be looking to gain weight
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri October 03, 2025 11:45 pm
by spike
96583UP wrote:doug rr wrote:or Guinness with loads of extra buttered mashed potatoes..apparently argo needs to gain weight
what a luxury that must be
to be looking to gain weight
I hated it, until I met beer and it was no longer an issue.
Now I long for such a predicament.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat October 04, 2025 12:14 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Let's all drink a lot right now
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat October 04, 2025 12:27 am
by doug rr
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Let's all drink a lot right now
I'm doing that in 1 hour