Red Mosquito

Maybe, just maybe, the way to get what they want should be to vote in people who will give it to them. Or can they not do that without chilled bottles of Dasani?

BurtReynolds wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Baseball fans are not too many deviations removed from Nascar fans. It's not a woke fanbase like the NBA. It's old people who don't want to be annoyed with social issues and just want to be bored as hell for 3 and 1/2 hours.

Which is why the argument that they are simply pandering just to make a buck is false. They are doing it because they want to force a worldview on people whether they want it or not, because they think it will solidify their power, and because they think they are better than you.

I am better than you

In honor of the queen and patron saint of this thread:

Get in loser, I can drive because I passed a driving test at 16 but you can’t because you got 6 DUIs in your mom’s car and came in your pants when they searched you

This timeline of "weird Matt Gaetz shit" ties up nicely a lot of unexplained things we have learned about him over the years:

His family?

Do you mean his parents? [Who gave his ex-girlfriend Maisbel Mendez a car with a cryptic "Congrats + 15 years" message?](https://twitter.com/SnowballMonkee/stat ... 6560222208)

The ex-girlfriend who [got pulled over in the very same car in 2016 who listed her address as a house Matt Gaetz owned?](https://twitter.com/kwh561/status/1273758377554952193)

Or do you mean Nestor, the younger brother of ex-girlfriend Maisbel Mendez, who is 14 years older than Nestor and [filed for custody of Nestor in 2016?](https://clerkapps.okaloosaclerk.com/ben ... WHq3KHtcLw)

Nestor, who Gaetz calls a son, but who has not been adopted by Gaetz.

There's certainly no reason to suspect any weirdness from a politician who is currently under investigation for sex trafficking and/or sleeping with underage girls, who has a younger Cuban "son" whose sister he used to date, that have a 14 year age difference.

No reason at all.

verb_to_trust wrote:This timeline of "weird Matt Gaetz shit" ties up nicely a lot of unexplained things we have learned about him over the years:

His family?

Do you mean his parents? [Who gave his ex-girlfriend Maisbel Mendez a car with a cryptic "Congrats + 15 years" message?](https://twitter.com/SnowballMonkee/stat ... 6560222208)

The ex-girlfriend who [got pulled over in the very same car in 2016 who listed her address as a house Matt Gaetz owned?](https://twitter.com/kwh561/status/1273758377554952193)

Or do you mean Nestor, the younger brother of ex-girlfriend Maisbel Mendez, who is 14 years older than Nestor and [filed for custody of Nestor in 2016?](https://clerkapps.okaloosaclerk.com/ben ... WHq3KHtcLw)

Nestor, who Gaetz calls a son, but who has not been adopted by Gaetz.

There's certainly no reason to suspect any weirdness from a politician who is currently under investigation for sex trafficking and/or sleeping with underage girls, who has a younger Cuban "son" whose sister he used to date, that have a 14 year age difference.

No reason at all.

The more Florida man you are, the more worthy of public office you are. He has to represent the gator wrestling, mullet rocking, "Actually its Ephebophilia, not Pedophilia" extreme of Florida.

simple schoolboy wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:This timeline of "weird Matt Gaetz shit" ties up nicely a lot of unexplained things we have learned about him over the years:

His family?

Do you mean his parents? [Who gave his ex-girlfriend Maisbel Mendez a car with a cryptic "Congrats + 15 years" message?](https://twitter.com/SnowballMonkee/stat ... 6560222208)

The ex-girlfriend who [got pulled over in the very same car in 2016 who listed her address as a house Matt Gaetz owned?](https://twitter.com/kwh561/status/1273758377554952193)

Or do you mean Nestor, the younger brother of ex-girlfriend Maisbel Mendez, who is 14 years older than Nestor and [filed for custody of Nestor in 2016?](https://clerkapps.okaloosaclerk.com/ben ... WHq3KHtcLw)

Nestor, who Gaetz calls a son, but who has not been adopted by Gaetz.

There's certainly no reason to suspect any weirdness from a politician who is currently under investigation for sex trafficking and/or sleeping with underage girls, who has a younger Cuban "son" whose sister he used to date, that have a 14 year age difference.

No reason at all.

The more Florida man you are, the more worthy of public office you are. He has to represent the gator wrestling, mullet rocking, "Actually its Ephebophilia, not Pedophilia" extreme of Florida.

There's some disagreement on how old Nestor is I guess. Someone in the thread I'm reading has suggested an 11 year difference between him and his "sister". I'm not sure if I find Matty knocked up an 11 year very likey.

verb_to_trust wrote:

simple schoolboy wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:This timeline of "weird Matt Gaetz shit" ties up nicely a lot of unexplained things we have learned about him over the years:

His family?

Do you mean his parents? [Who gave his ex-girlfriend Maisbel Mendez a car with a cryptic "Congrats + 15 years" message?](https://twitter.com/SnowballMonkee/stat ... 6560222208)

The ex-girlfriend who [got pulled over in the very same car in 2016 who listed her address as a house Matt Gaetz owned?](https://twitter.com/kwh561/status/1273758377554952193)

Or do you mean Nestor, the younger brother of ex-girlfriend Maisbel Mendez, who is 14 years older than Nestor and [filed for custody of Nestor in 2016?](https://clerkapps.okaloosaclerk.com/ben ... WHq3KHtcLw)

Nestor, who Gaetz calls a son, but who has not been adopted by Gaetz.

There's certainly no reason to suspect any weirdness from a politician who is currently under investigation for sex trafficking and/or sleeping with underage girls, who has a younger Cuban "son" whose sister he used to date, that have a 14 year age difference.

No reason at all.

The more Florida man you are, the more worthy of public office you are. He has to represent the gator wrestling, mullet rocking, "Actually its Ephebophilia, not Pedophilia" extreme of Florida.

There's some disagreement on how old Nestor is I guess. Someone in the thread I'm reading has suggested an 11 year difference between him and his "sister". I'm not sure if I find Matty knocked up an 11 year very likey.

I wasn't responding to your specific point, just the general insanity Gaetz has surrounded himself with.

An 11 year old getting knocked up would definitely not dissuade those Palin truthers.

And just as I was looking forward to seeing Pearl Jam back in Atlanta because of our swing state status & the senate races.

Biff Pocoroba wrote:And just as I was looking forward to seeing Pearl Jam back in Atlanta because of our swing state status & the senate races.

I’m sure you will still be able to get the poster

lol

Florida and Texas are almost certainly going to pass voter restriction into law. I wonder if they’re going to get the same backlash Georgia got? I mean, I know there’s no all star game scheduled for those two states but there has been other consequences for Atlanta, I mean Georgia, but Florida & Texas are different beasts.

The Gates marriage. Can’t buy happiness.

tragabigzanda wrote:

Bammer wrote:The Gates marriage. Can’t buy happiness.

WSJ reporting this is all due to Epstein

Dude had a one weekend a year with his ex girlfriend clause, but apparently that wasn't enough.

What kind of marriage is that? Just go full swinger at that point, you coward.

simple schoolboy wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

Bammer wrote:The Gates marriage. Can’t buy happiness.

WSJ reporting this is all due to Epstein

Dude had a one weekend a year with his ex girlfriend clause, but apparently that wasn't enough.

What kind of marriage is that? Just go full swinger at that point, you coward.

I've never looked at Bill Gates and thought "that guy fucks"

I have an uncle who told his current wife, before getting married, that if his ex-wife would ever agree to take him back he would leave her for the ex.

They got married, and as far as I know, that disclaimer still stands.

spike wrote:lol

Probably just tauntauning her, but:

I am very shocked that Franco has behaved in a sexually inappropriate manner.