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Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 6:17 pm
by doug rr
BurtReynolds wrote:I was walking down the street and this old lady asked me where some place was. I pulled out my phone to see if I could look it up, and she told me to stop looking at my phone and then called me a stupid fag. Then she crossed the street and called me a bitch.
Life in the big city.
malice found you
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 6:25 pm
by BurtReynolds
She was far too nice to be malice.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 6:31 pm
by Norah
i've met malice, she's nice
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 6:33 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:I hate this place so much.
Move to Alabama where old women are always nice but the fags are still stupid.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 7:18 pm
by BurtReynolds
She was right to yell at me. My attempt to help was beta male weakness. A true alpha would have left her to die in the street. She was testing me and I failed.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 7:26 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:She was right to yell at me. My attempt to help was beta male weakness. A true alpha would have left her to die in the street. She was testing me and I failed.
She probably wanted your d (dick).
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 8:08 pm
by Ello Sailor
Why not just say "I'm not sure, but let me see if I can find it on Google maps"?
She probably thought you were making a TikTok or something. It's understandable.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 8:10 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
No, it is not.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 8:16 pm
by Ello Sailor
Oh
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 8:20 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Good. Ttyl.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 9:18 pm
by doug rr
Norris wrote:i've met malice, she's nice
she is a wonderful person
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 9:20 pm
by doug rr
we walked to the beach and slept in the sand for a couple of hours..dusted ourselves off and grabbed a slice of pizza and met some nice lady from boston on the restaurant picnic bench..home by 2pm..good day
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 9:20 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 9:22 pm
by doug rr
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.
calm yourself down and listen to nina simone sing about baltimore...
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 9:24 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.
calm yourself down and listen to nina simone sing about baltimore...
I’m calm. I just can’t remember if the lady said they’d call my name if they need me or if they don’t need me, and they’re boarding the geriatrics, cripples and veterans now.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 9:25 pm
by Anders
Good luck.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 9:25 pm
by doug rr
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.
calm yourself down and listen to nina simone sing about baltimore...
I’m calm. I just can’t remember if the lady said they’d call my name if they need me or if they don’t need me, and they’re boarding the geriatrics, cripples and veterans now.
why aren't you flying first class?
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 9:48 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.
calm yourself down and listen to nina simone sing about baltimore...
I’m calm. I just can’t remember if the lady said they’d call my name if they need me or if they don’t need me, and they’re boarding the geriatrics, cripples and veterans now.
why aren't you flying first class?
Because my employer is actually paying for this flight. I’ve been bumped to first class once. For a 40 minute flight.
They didn’t need me to bump. Doug, please give me $600.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 10:03 pm
by Jorge
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Because my employer is actually paying for this flight.
All the more reason. Fly business
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 10:32 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Jorge wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Because my employer is actually paying for this flight.
All the more reason. Fly business
It would not get approved.