The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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I'm starting to think tree is constipated.
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Already had two drops today.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
a few weeks ago when I was back in LA I had an eye appointment...they were running late so I went next door to Starbucks..I came back and sat in the Dr's chair for the eye exam and a few minutes later I told her I needed to use their bathroom if thats ok..I went in there and it was pretty much just a sad broom closet with a toilet..anyway, I did my business and noticed on the door when you close it that they had a big picture of like this of how toilet paper is supposed to go over the top...it made my day
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Number three is a go
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Damn. And now number 4.
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Just finished number 5
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Can someone check on wease?
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up at 430 due to the dog again...I've pooped 3 times in the last hour
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Mediocre poo this morning after not going yesterday. I don't feel very backed up or anything at least, so better than nothing.
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doug rr wrote:up at 430 due to the dog again...I've pooped 3 times in the last hour
How many times has the dog pooped?
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JuanHamm wrote:
doug rr wrote:up at 430 due to the dog again...I've pooped 3 times in the last hour
How many times has the dog pooped?
twice
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doug rr wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
doug rr wrote:up at 430 due to the dog again...I've pooped 3 times in the last hour
How many times has the dog pooped?
twice
How many on you?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
doug rr wrote:up at 430 due to the dog again...I've pooped 3 times in the last hour
How many times has the dog pooped?
twice
How many on you?
none..this Zurich golf tournament is hard to watch
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
doug rr wrote:up at 430 due to the dog again...I've pooped 3 times in the last hour
How many times has the dog pooped?
twice
How many on you?
none..this Zurich golf tournament is hard to watch
Haven't watched a second of it. I don't like the format.

I'm about to go to the driving range. I've barely played any golf the last 6 months or so.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
doug rr wrote:up at 430 due to the dog again...I've pooped 3 times in the last hour
How many times has the dog pooped?
twice
How many on you?
none..this Zurich golf tournament is hard to watch
Haven't watched a second of it. I don't like the format.

I'm about to go to the driving range. I've barely played any golf the last 6 months or so.
keep that left arm straight and don't have a lazy swing
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Well that was brutal. I deserve to crap myself
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you are light
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first poop was at 6:30pm today

that’s what happens after a mega-bender bar hopping night

puked twice in the morning

thanks to the pepto bismol the logs were pretty tight though

felt so great to finally get that turd out
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jfc
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
I just pooped at my sister’s house and their TP was installed this way. Can’t believe these people are family.
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